Hash #276 – Thursday, June 5 2014 @ 6:00 pm: The Hash with No Name Howdy Wanks! Awesome turn out at The Hash With No Name. We had tutus and tiger tights. Turtle Dick brought friends. I love how those tights show their packages. Stranger loved the view from behind the tutus. I can’t blame…
Hash #275 – Thursday, May 22 @ 6:00 pm: Fractured Bones and Broken Homes Hash Hellooooooo all you half-minded Hashers, Just Dan and Cums with instructions led us on the Fractured Bones and Broken Homes Hash, which did not result in any blood on trail, as the name implies. It started at Cuesta Park. Good…
Hash #274 – Thursday, May 8, 2014: Hashstravaganza Hash tonight… Awesome sauce! Love you guys! – Da Beave! What a way bitchen deluxe hash!! Wicked fun trail, though I can’t say that in circle (yeah, make me drink now, Stranger, I will just distract you with titty names and put my beer in your hand…
Thursday, April 24th, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Like a Virgin…Hash Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time! Tonight’s hash was very Madonna-esque. We had virgin hares (ladies in pink panties), a sexy bride, hot men in ski masks, and a party at The Establishment. What else do we need? How about body shots…
Hash #272 – Thursday, April 10, 2014: Blue’s Birthday Bash Hash Ditch Bitch Here: Reporting on Blues Birthday Bash Hash! Do any of you remember going to birthday party for the cool kid on the block? The one whose parents hired clowns and had a pinata and you ate cupcakes and won really cool prizes…
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