Month: June 2016

SLO Hash #392: White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles

White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles Ya’ll best pull out yer finest beer koozies and join us this Saturday, July 2nd, at NOON for the White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles. We’ll be corralled around a big ol’ oak tree on Gregory Avenue, between the fair grounds and the…



SLO Hash #328: Hip-to-Tit Hash

Greetings Wankers, Wankees and the rest of you no-wank-gettin’-biyotches! Do you want to play a game?  Mmmmmm… we likes games… Blue Twat and Eewhore are proud to present the Hip-to-Tit hash.  We promises a short, flat, clean trail with lots of hand holding and kumbaya.  HAH! It’s dog friendly if you don’t mind dirt, mud, bodily fluids…



SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza!

SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza! What: The sweetest, tastiest, though slightly salty and vaguely clammy hash trail of the year! When: Thursday 6/9 @ 6:30PM Where: French Park, San Luis Obispo Who: Runners, virgins, veterans, dogs (with leashes!), turkeys, virgins, walkers, joggers, eagles, crawlers, and virgins! Bring?: Lotion, $5, ID, flavored lube, cash/card, and VIRGINS!…