Hash #278 – The Stars and Strippers Hash
Hash #278 – Thursday, July 3, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: The Stars and Strippers Hash
While the hounds missed half the patriotic shitty trail, the trail was filled with minor shiggy, a couple of ass kickin’ hills and more boob and penis checks than I have seen in a long time. There was girl on girl action, sucking and blowing, nipple licking, mega amounts of cheap beer and a bag of wine. This strip club style hash had money hungry harriets doing things that good girls just don’t do. The po-po stole our shots (which the hounds kindly forgot to hide before chasing the hares…. Honest officer: That’s just jello. There’s no alcohol in there.)
Just Roxy and Always Going Down took the cake when it came to the most risque performances, winning a giant dildo and a sex toy. We said ‘good-bye’ to … Crap… I can’t remember… Wait, yes I can. The little voice in my head says: Goodbye Just Dan and Just Brian. ‘Hello’ Man-Handolin and Hausenfucker. (Thanks Ram Pam for being the voice in my head)
Just Derrick and Just Jordon brought dinner. On-on to Subway sandwiches and on to the on after at Spikes!
Happy Birthday America!