Thursday, April 2nd, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – #298 – Going Down on an X-Rayted Princess Hash In case you were wondering… Last night our hares (x rated butt pirate and sprinkle princess) led us over the train tracks and through the ghetto to bum city Oceano. A nice flat trail where the assinator showed…
Thursday, March 19, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – #297 – St. Paddy’s Dirty Bog Trail Whattup sluts, Last night was another fabulously shitty hash! Hared by Jacktating, ditch bitch, and Licki mi vag! Just JJ proudly front ran the entire thing and then was proudly punished for doing so. Lots of green jiggly treats and…
Sunday, March 15, 2015 @ 2:00 pm: Santa Margarita Hash In case you were wondering how the paso hash went this past Sunday heres a recap: Super shitty trail, over some hills, through some railway tunnels, to the weenie roast we went… We bid a fond farewell to Just Uriel and welcomed The Assinator! That’s…
Thursday, March 5, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – Hash #296 – Sodomized Smurf Trail This trail will be long, strong and down to get the friction on. Please bring rubbers, smokes, virgins, flashlights, and pliers. There will be plenty of Mushrooms for the Smurf to hide in and you’ll easily be able to track Second…
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