Month: March 2012

Hash #218 – Rubber Rocket Hash

After a quick & pathetic game of Beirut at Dildo Baggins’ house, the masses emerged at Santa Rosa Park for Burnin’ Rubbers and Lady Red Rocket’s trail. With a slew of virgins in tow, we roamed the sidewalks of SLO and Cal Poly, in our typical drunken fashion. Even a French Bulldog named Frankie jogged…



Hash #217 – GORILLA CROSSFIT HASH!!

That’s right people, we are going to check out some of this crazy a** Crossfit stuff that OHD will NOT shut up about. Only I plan on ramping up a level!! How you ask? (you did ask right?) By throwing out the idea that “muscle confusion” actually doesn’t work and instead going more for a…



Hash #216 – Buttload of Granny Crackin Hash

We met at the Damon Garcia sports field where I’m sure the soccer moms were tickled to bits to see us chugging beer and dressed outlandishly for the upcumming St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Our hares, Buttload of Homo and newly anointed Granny Cracker, set off while we continued to guzzle our Guinness. Hounds away to…



Hash #215 – Annual Red Dress Run SLO

Red Dress Run Recap Wankers! For those who missed the 2012 Red Dress Run definitely missed out…. I mean, who doesn’t love to witness a sea of red dresses parading the downtown of San Luis….. with wieners bouncing to and fro. We were a sight, to say the least. The A started at Spikes at…