Hash #276 – The Hash with No Name (Yet)
Hash #276 – Thursday, June 5 2014 @ 6:00 pm: The Hash with No Name
Howdy Wanks! Awesome turn out at The Hash With No Name. We had tutus and tiger tights. Turtle Dick brought friends. I love how those tights show their packages. Stranger loved the view from behind the tutus. I can’t blame him. It was kind of hot.
I can’t believe we climbed up that f***ing tall ass hill with a tiny little beer check at the top. Several of us that were on the path to being DFL wussed out and did an about face to the second tiny beer stop, which by the time I arrived had two bottles of cider left that were shared by 5 or more people. Yummm, backwash. OHD and Sand Bags did their Ab Challenge (Spartan training) and were seen going up and down. Next time, men I want to see you get under them and up the entertainment factor.
The wonderful thing about hashers, is that hashers are a wonderful thing….. It’s the best SLOH3 down down song ever (oh wait, it’s one of the only songs we know). Let’s learns some songs people!!!!
A ton of virgins and butts galore were seen by all. A little winky peaked out of a virgin’s pair of shorts and two people had to drink out of their new shoes. Thanks to G that my new shoes had holes and no one listened to Ram Pan and Tea Bagged my beer. Mr Pee Body Guard didn’t get called out for chivalry, although he was quite the gentleman doing what his name suggests for at least one lady on trail.
Because we don’t want Texas to name her, on her SLOH3 On-Out, we said “Good-bye” to Just Macey and “Hello” to Cheeky Tutu. Off to Village host we went.