Hash #275 – Fractured Bones and Broken Homes Hash
Hash #275 – Thursday, May 22 @ 6:00 pm: Fractured Bones and Broken Homes Hash
Hellooooooo all you half-minded Hashers, Just Dan and Cums with instructions led us on the Fractured Bones and Broken Homes Hash, which did not result in any blood on trail, as the name implies.
It started at Cuesta Park. Good thing there were no wild animals in that crazy wilderness. After the first beer check at Just Dan’s house, this shitty trail had us running down train tracks and clambering into a homeless man’s bedroom. At this second beer check, there were bare butts and a very happy pillow under that overpass.
There were 2 turkey-eagle splits along the extensive and arduous shiggy-filled trail in order to accommodate the injured and lazy, but the injured and lazy never showed up. Speaking of not showing up, the eagles almost didn’t show up at the best beer stop: Pappy McGregor’s. We gave up following the flour and somehow found our way there. The girls gave a wall of boobs to the singer (for the second time) and after he ‘finished’ there was much rejoicing. Karaoke baby!!!! We’ve got talent!!!!
Back to the A we went. Ice blocks and zombie always also make for a great Down Down. We welcomed Turtle Dick to the world of named hashers.
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