Hash #274 – Thursday, May 8, 2014: Hashstravaganza
Hash #274 – Thursday, May 8, 2014: Hashstravaganza
Hash tonight… Awesome sauce! Love you guys! – Da Beave!
What a way bitchen deluxe hash!! Wicked fun trail, though I can’t say that in circle (yeah, make me drink now, Stranger, I will just distract you with titty names and put my beer in your hand while you go into a hooter hypnotic state!) My quads were on fire starting out due to doing something like a quadkagillion air squats with my personal trainer on Tuesday… Btw, I am an engineer and quadkagillion is a real number. An engineering unit, if you must ask. Equates to the engineering unit of a ‘buttload”. Shiggy was there in surplus, we had to go uphill both ways in the frigid cold to the beer checks…. Really something to tell grandkids about when they start hashing. If I am sober enough when I have them… At that age I plan to be having “toddy hour” starting when I wake up… Much like Easter and Hurricane started their day today? *giggles*. And now… Since we did an uphill both ways hash? My quads are still killing me! But I have a happy smile on my face…. Fun hash, fun circle, good times all around! I am waving chicken bones that nobody got poison oak… And that we find OHD, she didn’t make it back to the A… I like to imagine she is doing push ups for the homeless guy the hares didn’t mark on trail (Hareless once dropped flour on a sleeping homeless guy) in hopes she inspires him to hash and do push ups!
Side note: OHD made it back to the A after the last beer check. No push-ups just some burpees at a stop light. Just Laura is pretty awesome as she killed her fear and climbed over the golf course fence then also found the hole in the fence to the trail. That was a pretty bitchen train. Who doesn’t love hills, beer and jumping fences.
And we had two namings. Say “Good bye” to just Casey and say “Hello” to Bloodstain hurricane. say “Good bye” to some other wanker (whom noone seems to know the mortal name) and say “hello to Holy Smoke!