SLO Hash #328: Hip-to-Tit Hash
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Greetings Wankers, Wankees and the rest of you no-wank-gettin’-biyotches!
Do you want to play a game? Mmmmmm… we likes games…
Blue Twat and Eewhore are proud to present the Hip-to-Tit hash. We promises a short, flat, clean trail with lots of hand holding and kumbaya. HAH!
It’s dog friendly if you don’t mind dirt, mud, bodily fluids and shiggascrub all over your precious pooch. Long hair divas may want to s*it this one out. Will need a leash for some parts.
What to bring: Intestinal fortitude, karate moves, a filthy mind, competitive trash tawk, virgins, chalk, whistle and (no kidding now) HEADLAMP MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE ON THIS TRAIL! BRING IT! Oooh… we likes shouty capitals!
There is no turkey trail, but those blasted FRB’s are going to have a VERY hard time so you won’t notice anyway. Mmmm… hard…
Required boring deets:
Thursday 6/23/2016 at 6:30 PM.
Office entrance parking area of Spice Hunter – 184 Suburban Road, SLO
So. Higuera to Suburban – take a left down the alley between the wine tasting room and Spice Hunter.
Let the Ladies Lead you on a Lovely Lark of a Lap around S.Luis. Leapin’ Lizards! Just trying to get you fools to use the “L” motion repeatedly… go ahead try it… now find the man in the boat and apply a variety of pressures until you get desired response. Moans and such. heh heh. That first lesson was free… the next one’s gonna cost ya.
Peace, Love and sloppy smooches,
Blue Twat and Eewhore
(THE CROWD GOES WILD!)