Hash #271 – Thursday, March 27, 2014: Just April’s Virgin Hash It was Just Rachel and Just Brent’s virgin lay. There were some of the best boobs and butts I have ever seen. After hiking up a friggin’ hill to the start, we followed their little flour dots past shitty views of the ocean with…
Roids and Ram Pam said to cum and cum we did. Did it suck? Well, maybe. It’s supposed to suck. (Dick that is). Or perhaps it was a joyous night of kilts, schoolgirl skirts, green shirts, feather boas, free balls, boobies and asses on ice blocks. I liked the asses on ice blocks… oh and…
Hash #269 -Thursday, February 27, 2014: Rick James’ Bitch Hash The night started with Ram Pam passing out Hash Name necklaces to several wankers. I know that I am not supposed to say nice things, but that rocked! Sand Bags and Ditch Bitch almost cried. Their were 8 turkeys who walked the flourless trail. Ditch…
Hash #268 – Thursday, February 13, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: SMURFPOCALYPSE Hash SloH3 SMURFPOCALYPSE 2/13/2014 17, 25, and 36: Those were my favorite ages. Tonight, Smurf Jerker hared his birthday hash a day before his 36th! A shiity beer, shitty trail, lots of shiggy and shitty ass wankers that made me laugh so hard I…
We started off the night with a little parking lot pre-lube (as usual). Rick James Bitch made sure we all had something to blow and Cockiss wiggled his cock to the tune of Mr Abraham. After that, tonight was all about the virgins. With just Brian doing his virgin lay and 11 virgin hashers, there…
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