Hash #271 – Just April’s Virgin Hash
Hash #271 – Thursday, March 27, 2014: Just April’s Virgin Hash
It was Just Rachel and Just Brent’s virgin lay. There were some of the best boobs and butts I have ever seen. After hiking up a friggin’ hill to the start, we followed their little flour dots past shitty views of the ocean with sandy beaches up hills and down trails while it was still sunlight. I am so excited there was sunlight. 🙂 Most of us are f’ing lemmings, following the FRB’s across a bridge instead of across the golf course. Good news… Ram Pam and Ditch Bitch got to experience being an FRB for once. We made up a shiggy trail to get back to the main road and in an attempt to prove his “bad ass” socks were right, Cums With Instructions dropped his drawers. A newby to SLOH3, Choopa Cabrone made quite an impression by singing one of my favorite songs from girl scouts, “Ring-a-rang-a-roo” HASH style. He stroked the pussy all covered in hair. There was jizz involved and he sang about playing all night on the ring-a-rang-a-roo. hmmmm. I feel left out. I didn’t get invited to play. Some of us went down (the slide) at Avila before cumming to the final beer check and a wall of boobs.
We had 3 namings! As the story goes, Just Rachel our famous photo whore was peeing along the side of the road, just right there in the open and Just Brent happened by and freaked out. “You can’t do that!” being chivalrous, he shielded her from the site of passers by as she finished watering the gutter. We said goodbye to Just Rachel and Just Brent and hello to Pee-peratsi and Mr Pee Body(guard). Our third naming of the night was Smurf Jerker’s dog. Say bark bark to DAMB (Dingo Ate My Baby) Dog.
On – If you missed the on after, you missed out – On
– Ditch Bitch