Hash #270 – St. Patty’s Kilt Run Hash – San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers

Mar 13 2014 March 13, 2014 March 13, 2014 by sloh3

Hash #270 – St. Patty’s Kilt Run Hash

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Roids and Ram Pam said to cum and cum we did. Did it suck? Well, maybe. It’s supposed to suck. (Dick that is). Or perhaps it was a joyous night of kilts, schoolgirl skirts, green shirts, feather boas, free balls, boobies and asses on ice blocks. I liked the asses on ice blocks… oh and Wholly Shit Moby Dick’s picture perfect spread eagle dick flash.

There were several wankers such as Greasy Lei and Fucking Strange who made each other cum. F-ing backsliders being selective about who they cum for. We all signed up for a “drinking club with a running problem”. I guess if they don’t cum, it is just more beer for the rest of us.

But wait…tonight we ran and ran and ran, paid for shitty beer and then ran some more. WTF. (I love Pappy’s!) I bet the musician loved his wall of boobs. Beer checks? None…. Dick Checks? Well…all I have to say is YES: “Dicks Out For the Chicks” Yay Kilts! Yay for Smurf Jerker’s Walmart tablecloth kilt. Yay for Rick James’ Bitch’s ‘Clover’ picture. And a final FU to to Stranger’s grand entrance with his ass out.

On On to bare asses on ice blocks!

*A special FU to Greasy, Sand Bags, Moby DIck, Ram Pam and Eyes Ears Anal for their contributions to the above trash.

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