Hash #269 – Rick James’ Bitch Hash
Hash #269 -Thursday, February 27, 2014: Rick James’ Bitch Hash
The night started with Ram Pam passing out Hash Name necklaces to several wankers. I know that I am not supposed to say nice things, but that rocked! Sand Bags and Ditch Bitch almost cried.
Their were 8 turkeys who walked the flourless trail. Ditch Bitch aided by Eyes Ears Anal managed to lead Still Just Fucking Shannan, a visitor from I don’t know where, three virgins, the travel sex chick on a longer trail than the eagles ran. Hey …. WTF is that arrow pointing behind us? I think we should ignore it and keep going this way.
The beer checks seriously sucked, we ran out and had to suck on a bottle of cinnamon liquor to get our fix. (ok.. I admit… it was better than fireball). The second beer check was closed, so the turkeys raided the kitchen at the travel sex chick’s house of 19 and swiped some wine. We made it to the third BN, but missed the house party and meeting our newest wanker, an 8 year old.
Pictures from the eagle trail looked super shitty with a bit of shiggy. With 120 pictures just Rachel is truly proving to be a photo whore. There were selfies and wefies galor. We had wankers with lighted horns on there heads and people sporting colors. No wonder Sand Bags had to don the armored jacket and helmet. Cums with instructions gave a double fuck you in one photo and OHD was mackin’ on some guy on a bench by the train station. I saw a boob check, but no boobs (at least no photos of boobs), a penis check but no penis’s (at least not photos of penises).
That’s all I got. If anyone that actually did the Eagle trail has something delicious or fucked up to add, send it to the webmeistress and she can paste it onto the end of this recap of hash trash.
On On to the Next Hash!