Hash #268 – SMURFPOCALYPSE Hash
Hash #268 – Thursday, February 13, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: SMURFPOCALYPSE Hash
SloH3 SMURFPOCALYPSE 2/13/2014
17, 25, and 36: Those were my favorite ages. Tonight, Smurf Jerker hared his birthday hash a day before his 36th! A shiity beer, shitty trail, lots of shiggy and shitty ass wankers that made me laugh so hard I peed by a duck, made for a fabulously shitty night. Mr Pittsburgh peed on our vegetables and just Bree made everyone wet. Just Rachel is a total photo whore. She took over 250 photos. (don’t worry, I’ll only post the good ones). OHD got in a bit of Spartan training, while the rest of us got our jollies in rusty pipes.
As we ran through the Oceano hood, there were so many dogs and probably guns that it’s a wonder we didn’t need those ID’s for body identification on trail. Our first beer check got ganked, but the devil’s weed with three tips made up for it at the next check. Stranger and two others sucked simultaneously on those little tits. Boy did it light their fire.
Visitor: Possession of Swollen Goods pleased several harriets with his puny penis (granted….it was really cold out and he was sitting on a block of ice). Wiggle it! Just a little bit! ….Three virgins went down on their knees, per usual. Two showed their skill and swallowed, but Just Dom couldn’t take it… he had to spit.
On On to the next hash!