Hash #281 – Thursday, August 14, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: The PISs and MOan Hash Hello all you wonderful wanks. Please join us this Thursday the 14th for the PISs and MOan Hash. (See what I did there with the PIS and MO to make PISMO) This will be an A-A trail with the departure…
Hash #280 – Thursday, July 31, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Over Under Blunder Hash Another Hashing Thursday night with a 40+ wanks and a wickedly shitty trail has come and gone. The Over Under Blunder Hash took us through creek beds, over fences, under tunnels and up trees and hills. We were cheered on by…
Hash #279 – Thursday, July 17, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Wallbanger Hash Exocet was the hare. There was no blessing or hares away. He just vanished, sprinting out of the A to make sure he didn’t get snared. RJB showed up with haberdashery and made a few sales. Chouder Shower, usually a H3SOB hasher graced…
While the hounds missed half the patriotic shitty trail, the trail was filled with minor shiggy, a couple of ass kickin’ hills and more boob and penis checks than I have seen in a long time. There was girl on girl action, sucking and blowing, nipple licking, mega amounts of cheap beer and a bag of wine. This strip club style hash had money hungry harriets doing things that good girls just don’t do. The po-po stole our shots (which the hounds kindly forgot to hide before chasing the hares…. Honest officer: That’s just jello. There’s no alcohol in there.)
Just Roxy and Always Going Down took the cake when it came to the most risque performances, winning a giant dildo and a sex toy. We said ‘good-bye’ to … Crap… I can’t remember… Wait, yes I can. The little voice in my head says: Goodbye Just Dan and Just Brian. ‘Hello’ Man-Handolin and Hausenfucker. (Thanks Ram Pam for being the voice in my head)
Just Derrick and Just Jordon brought dinner. On-on to Subway sandwiches and on to the on after at Spikes!
Happy Birthday America!
Hash #277 – Thursday, June 19, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: The Second Hand Holy Smoke(r) Hash Hash #277 – The Second Hand Holy Smoke(r) Hash – June 19, 2014 We got our Happy Coats! Happy coats are cool. There was a shitty trail with very little shiggy. The flour was sparse, but the two beer…
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