Hash #279 – Wallbanger Hash – San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers

Jul 15 2014 July 15, 2014 July 15, 2014 by sloh3

Hash #279 – Wallbanger Hash

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Hash #279 – Thursday, July 17, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Wallbanger Hash

Exocet was the hare. There was no blessing or hares away. He just vanished, sprinting out of the A to make sure he didn’t get snared. RJB showed up with haberdashery and made a few sales. Chouder Shower, usually a H3SOB hasher graced us with is presence. After sufficient raiding of the beer wagon, the hounds were off.

This shitty trail had penis checks, boob checks, a big ass, steep, shiggy covered hill and a really shitty 2nd beer check with yummy mixed drinks and clean bathrooms (until we got done with them). We had to go across ‘non public land’ to get to that one. I am sure there was chivalry on trail, like helping a virgin find the easy way around, or a wank carrying a harriette across a creek.

I remember a guard dog protecting a chicken and this damn false trail along a fence that went to nowhere and wasn’t labeled YBF. Peeperatzi (sp?) rode a tractor, and rode it hard.

We had a naming: Just Derrick became Jolly Green Stalk and Just Jordan, because he is so cute, Straight to Gay.

We commandeered half of Laguna Grill for our on after where we discussed men’s penis sizes, Just Lauren and Just Justin swapped a sock for booty shorts, and Stranger told us that he really is a conservative quiet guy. Uh… More beer please!

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