Hash #280 – Over Under Blunder Hash
Hash #280 – Thursday, July 31, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Over Under Blunder Hash
Another Hashing Thursday night with a 40+ wanks and a wickedly shitty trail has come and gone. The Over Under Blunder Hash took us through creek beds, over fences, under tunnels and up trees and hills. We were cheered on by guys at a recovery home, the homeless man vacated his camp before the eagles arrived, a passing train was greeted by a row of bare asses and Cums Sporadically lost her car key flashing her boobs. To quote a hasher with a penis, “The first mile was the shiggiest hash trail ever”.
The turkeys were the FRB’s at the first check and the usual FRB’s were lagging, but all were greeted by a hot young chick with a “I am the beer check” sign and bags of beer way up in a tree, a box of wine and a large pole to carry for a prize. A newly introduced symbol meaning ‘look up’ rewarded FRB’s with mini bottles of liquor, sometimes..
Around Sincheimer and to a culvert on Southwood. Fuck! How did Queen La Queefa get that in there?
The final beer check was epic. On top of Terrace Hill we had shitty (awesome) views at just the right time of day. It was so epic that one hasher reported shitting his underpants (or maybe that was singing God Bless My Underpants… I don’t know), because the view was so grand.
However, getting to that final beer check was another story. Ignoring the advice of a small blonde child, the hounds followed RJB’s whistle up a steep wiggly penis shaped street, to dead end at a giant blue YBF. True trail then took us through a construction site, whose owners were not happy about us “trespassing”. Cums with Instructions (and I think a couple others) got a tongue lashing while Just logan hid in the porta potty (Name ideas: Potty squatty? Hunny Hut Hiney Hider? Oh crap, I’m In deep shit?)
On In started with rolling a tire (carried from the last beer stop by Shady Curtains) down the hilll. Don’t know where it went. But it went down and On In we went. Mr Peebodyguard Snared a Hare (Ditch Bitch) just before the A (does that actually count?).
Down Down: The damn Po Po shut us down, but we still half hazed 8 virgins and named two Harriettes. Good bye Just Jacqueline and good bye Just Lauren. Hello Gives Good Thread and Queen LaQueefa.
On After: Village Host. I love this place. They put up with us.