Thursday, December 18, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #291 – Twas the Hash Before Xmas Hash Twas the hash before Christmas when Straight to Gay laid a trail That was shitty and cold and got us drunk without fail The A was at Margies, the diner of course Where you go when you’re appetite requires…
Thursday, December 4, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #290 – The Twat Guard Hash Hello you fat wankers! Mr. Peebody Guard and Blue Twat would like to welcome you to the soon to be infamous Twat Guard Hash! Now that everyone has properly stuffed their body cavities with delicious gizzards and giblets, let’s gather to…
Thursday, November 20th @ 6:00 pm: Hash #289 – The Stuff Your Turkey Hole Hash There were a few squaws, 4 virgins and almost 30 turkeys in human costumes. Straight to Gay and Jolly Green Stalk(er) laid one of the shiggy-est trails every, and I, for one, am on alert for the tummy tickling, ever…
Thursday, November 6, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #288: The 69th Rick James’ Bitch and Just Mandy Hash Hope you wanks are ready for this weeks hash! I had so much fun running you beautiful bastards around SLO for the Red Dress Run that I could not pass up the opportunity to do it again!…
Friday, October 24th, 2014 @ 6:30 pm: Pink Flabongo Congo Run Saturday, October 25th, 2014 @ 2:00 pm: Red Dress Run
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