Hash #290 – The Twat Guard Hash – San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers

Dec 03 2014 December 3, 2014 December 3, 2014 by sloh3

Hash #290 – The Twat Guard Hash

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Thursday, December 4, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #290 – The Twat Guard Hash

Hello you fat wankers!

Mr. Peebody Guard and Blue Twat would like to welcome you to the soon to be infamous Twat Guard Hash! Now that everyone has properly stuffed their body cavities with delicious gizzards and giblets, let’s gather to run/stumble off those extra rolls with an extra-muddy, extra hilly, extra-flashy hash!

So don your sexiest underoos, chas-tity belts, skivvies, leopard print thongs (yes S2G we’re talking about you!), or whatever else you like to guard your twat with and get ready to show off your goods! Don’t worry gents, a twat is not necessary to participate so grab your favorite tighty whities, banana hammocks, and grape smugglers to join in on the fun.

Gather your virgins and meet us at 6 PM in SLO at the parking lot behind Sears on Madonna Road for a flashy, dog friendly trail. Don’t forget your head lamps, $5, ID, & extra cash (to shove in some lucky hound’s twat guard). There may be some mud on trail after the rain so don’t forget your rubbers to protect those wet willies!

On On to the wet Twat Guard Hash!

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