Hash #289 – The Stuff Your Turkey Hole Hash
Thursday, November 20th @ 6:00 pm: Hash #289 – The Stuff Your Turkey Hole Hash
There were a few squaws, 4 virgins and almost 30 turkeys in human costumes. Straight to Gay and Jolly Green Stalk(er) laid one of the shiggy-est trails every, and I, for one, am on alert for the tummy tickling, ever so exciting poison oak rash. There was no moon, but there were lots of penis checks and a few boob checks. People actually whipped ’em out! Woohoo! Choopa Cabrone and Shady Curtains graced us with songs galore. After 5+ miles of trail with one traditional beer check and 2 self funded beer stops, half of the hounds vanished, including 3 of our virgins. We said good bye to Just Francesca and hello to Permission Strip. We tossed flour and drank ourselves silly at Pappy McGregors afterwards.
On – to a hash with a moon – On
Ditch Bitch!
Original Post:
Happy Hole-idays Hungry Hashers! Thanksgiving is just around the corner (you know, the corner your mom works) and to celebrate the socially acceptable period of gluttony and alcoholism, we will be turkey-trotting/stumbling our way through San Luis Obispo this Thursday at 6pm decked out in pilgrim/injun/turkey attire or anything fall-related (including bruises and banged up knees).
It will be a dog friendly, virgin thirsty and creampie craving A to A trail that will leave you passed out in the recliner like a healthy dose of tryptophan, but with more boobs (right ladies?). You might even see some gizzard and giblets…
So whip out your basters and prep your body cavities for proper stuffin from Jolly Green Stalker and Straight to Gay, two of the most well-seasoned, moist and mouth-watering pieces of man meat you’ll ever know.
More details to cum…
More Details
I can see that some of you are all too eager for the juicy load of details. Well open wide, here it cums:
Who: Pilgrims, Savages, Turkeys, VIRGINS, and lazy hashers
What: An A-A, 100% Turkey trail (because we’re kinda lazy ourselves) and lots of beer/boob/boner checks (take your viagra early, Stranger)
When: Duh, this Thursday at 6pm
Where: Meet at Cuesta Canyon park at the end of Loomis in SLO
Why: Because you have nothing better to do
How: Bring $5 and man’s best friend (Virgins)… and dogs… and canines
On on to gobble gobble
Straight to Stalker
Disclaimer: No turkeys, natives or pilgrims were harmed in the making of this hash. Disgraced and disheveled, yes. Harmed? Not by our definition.