Hash #291 – Twas the Hash Before Xmas Hash
Thursday, December 18, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #291 – Twas the Hash Before Xmas Hash
Twas the hash before Christmas when Straight to Gay laid a trail
That was shitty and cold and got us drunk without fail
The A was at Margies, the diner of course
Where you go when you’re appetite requires a horse
Bring five dollars, IDs and virgins who flash
And for greasy diner food after, bring extra cash
Doggies are welcome but make sure they’re not dense
For you may find yourself lifting them over a fence
And in the spirit of giving, go visit a shop
And pick up some socks for a shitty shiggy sock swap
And like an adult tea bag party, it seems only fair
That in order to get, you must first give a pair
Wear something festive and bring extra gear
For the trail may get you as wet as the beer
As always, join us promptly at six o’clock
For the chance to see titties and asses and… chalk (it’s cold, ladies)
If anyone is unhappy with this sweet little plan
Collect your suggestions and shove them straight up your can!
Ho Ho Hoes are all I want for Christmas!
~S2G~