Hash #292 – The Stranger Danger Hash
Thursday, January 8, 2015 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #292 – The Stranger Danger Hash
Hey Hashers,
This is it! The Stranger Danger hash is upon us or maybe just upon you? Harriets need only apply! So lets ring in a new year of SLOH3 Hashing with a BANG! I have been scouting out new trail for weeks, Fighting off unruly ranchers, courageous cows, pissed off poultry and I swear I was chased by a Sasquatch! Or maybe it was just a dirty ,hairy home less guy? I gave him a slim jim and he went away! Those of you that have never been on a Stranger Danger hash do not know what your missing! So let me enlighten you ! First of all there will be flour,and lots of it! None of this ,there seems to be a world wide shortage of flour bullshit! There will be beer,and plenty of that as well! No less then 4 beer stops for the eagles! There will be a bona fide Turkey trail with at least 2 beer stops! And maybe even some jello shots if i feel like making them! And what ever happens do not miss the last beer stop!
You won’t because I know how to lay a fucking trail! So you newbies take some notes!
….Stranger….
Heres the deets!
……..
Bring a good light! And wear bright colors! Its scary out there!
Bring a whistle!
Bring a furry animal if you wish, But not a furry virgin.
Bring $5
Wear new shoes! We love new shoes!
Leave your moral values and your dignity at home! You won’t be needing that!
….
This shit show starts in the parking lot right behind the post office .
191 San Miguel , Avila Beach
6:00 Thursday 1/8/2015