Thursday, March 5, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – Hash #296 – Sodomized Smurf Trail This trail will be long, strong and down to get the friction on. Please bring rubbers, smokes, virgins, flashlights, and pliers. There will be plenty of Mushrooms for the Smurf to hide in and you’ll easily be able to track Second…
Thursday, February 19, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – Hash #295 – Mr. Peebody’s Wild Ride Hey you morally questionable wanks! Come one cum all to Mr. Peebody’s wild ride Hash. It will be much like Mr. Toads wild ride at Disneyland but without the measles. Unfortunately though you can’t get vaccinated from what you dirty…
Thursday, April 5, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – Hash #294 – The Mustache, Macho Man, Mini-Marathon Hash Morro Bay Mustache, Macho Man, Mini-Marathon (aka 4 miles) Hash! 6pm at Tidelands Park Morro Bay (End of Embarcadero by the boat ramp). Bring a light. I am bringing some virgins. So we’ll need some experienced hashers.
Thursday, January 22, 2015 @ 6:00 pm: SLOH3 Hash #293 – The She Who Cannot Be Named Hash: Calling all Wankers It’s back like a bad case of the herp… It is the widely acclaimed She Who Cannot Be Named Hash! Hared by “She who cannot be named” of course and the return of Sprinkle…
Thursday, January 8, 2015 @ 6:00 pm: Hash #292 – The Stranger Danger Hash Hey Hashers, This is it! The Stranger Danger hash is upon us or maybe just upon you? Harriets need only apply! So lets ring in a new year of SLOH3 Hashing with a BANG! I have been scouting out new trail…
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