Obsessed with More Beer Hash….aka the hash where I wanted to shank someone….mainly due to being promised beer upon beer upon beer only to be disappointed. There wasn’t even an ass smack or a boob check as promised! Hashers gathered in the back room at Spikes to guzzle down some pre-hash brewskies. Fuckin Strange carried…
Hash #222 – Thursday, May 24, 2012 @ 6 pm: The Burning Butt Pirate Hash This swash-buckling tale follows the quest of Captain Jack Sparrow, a savvy pirate, and Will Turner, a resourceful blacksmith, as they search for Elizabeth Swann…..wait a second that’s not how it went…. well, I think we can all agree that…
SLO H3 hashers all gathered in Oceano for the Tits and Beers and Marathons aka Cinco de Mayo hash! yes you read that correctly – we gathered in flippin Oceano! The hashers were abundant, however, as we were promised tequila! We drew quite the stares as the local residents/immigrants watched fair skinned wankers clad in…
I Came To Get Off Hash: I came to get off….. and boy, oh boy, did I. Talk about being WET! I should just end the re-cap there, but I suppose I can delve a little more. We met at Meadow Park at 6pm, and unlike the usual large crowd, there were only a handful…
After a quick & pathetic game of Beirut at Dildo Baggins’ house, the masses emerged at Santa Rosa Park for Burnin’ Rubbers and Lady Red Rocket’s trail. With a slew of virgins in tow, we roamed the sidewalks of SLO and Cal Poly, in our typical drunken fashion. Even a French Bulldog named Frankie jogged…
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