Category: Previous Hashes

Hash #217 – GORILLA CROSSFIT HASH!!

That’s right people, we are going to check out some of this crazy a** Crossfit stuff that OHD will NOT shut up about. Only I plan on ramping up a level!! How you ask? (you did ask right?) By throwing out the idea that “muscle confusion” actually doesn’t work and instead going more for a…



Hash #216 – Buttload of Granny Crackin Hash

We met at the Damon Garcia sports field where I’m sure the soccer moms were tickled to bits to see us chugging beer and dressed outlandishly for the upcumming St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Our hares, Buttload of Homo and newly anointed Granny Cracker, set off while we continued to guzzle our Guinness. Hounds away to…



Hash #215 – Annual Red Dress Run SLO

Red Dress Run Recap Wankers! For those who missed the 2012 Red Dress Run definitely missed out…. I mean, who doesn’t love to witness a sea of red dresses parading the downtown of San Luis….. with wieners bouncing to and fro. We were a sight, to say the least. The A started at Spikes at…



Hash #214 – Otter Be a Dirty Girl Hash

What’s better than getting wet & dirty? Getting wet & dirty during Mardi Gras!! Yes, folks! It’s Mardi Gras time so wear your masks, your purple, your green, your gold! Or…don’t. I don’t give a F#*K! Got beads? Well, we do and you know what you need to do to earn them! Yep…just show up…



Hash #213 – Five Ways to Be Laid by a Red Rocket Hash

Wake up Wanks! Thursday is a Hash day…so Cum one, and Cum ALL to the 5 ways to be laid by a Red Rocket Hash!  Be ready for an easy little virgin trail with the ever virginal lead Hare Lady Red Rocket and the innocent virgin co-hare Not Gay if it’s a 5-way.  Hash Details: The…