CCPH3: Saturday, September 19th, 2015 @ 2:00 pm: Res-ERECTION of the Central Coast Pirates Hash! Cum join in the merriment as we res-ERECT the legendary Central Coast Pirates Hash House Harriers! Yaaarrrrrr!!!!! WHEN: Saturday, September the 19th, 2015 the year of our Lord G @ 1400 hours WHERE: 844 Front Street, Grover Beach, CA, 93433,…
SLOH3: Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – Hash #309: A Penis Full of Compromise HASH TRASH: Dear Wankers, The Penis Full of Compromise Hash did not disappoint with the promise of more penis than we have ever seen on trail! There were big penises, small penises, long penises, short penises, stubby penises, double…
SLOH3: Thursday, August 29th: 1st Anal SLOH3 SLOshball event!!! Wankers vs. Halfminds HASH TRASH: Heyo SLOshballers! What an epic time! SLOH3ers and revered guests! Thank you to everyone who attended and a huge shout out to Cums with Instructions and Eewhore who put so much work and effort into such a fabulous event and time!…
SLOH3: Thursday, August 20th, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – Hash #308: … HASH TRASH: What can I say besides what an awesome fucking hash! Thank you to everyone who showed up and dressed up and really just partook in the debauchery that had all of our favorite parts of hashing! Jell-O shots were endless and…
SLOH3: Thursday, August 6th, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – Hash #307: Hashiest Hash of the Year HASH TRASH: Well we met the tool man last night! Thanks to our hares: python goo and chilly willy we were led all around Grover beach and down a huge YBF where we split up into slackers, people who…
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