SLOH3 1st Anal SLOH3 SLOshball event!!! Wankers vs. Halfminds
SLOH3: Thursday, August 29th: 1st Anal SLOH3 SLOshball event!!! Wankers vs. Halfminds
HASH TRASH:
Heyo SLOshballers!
What an epic time! SLOH3ers and revered guests! Thank you to everyone who attended and a huge shout out to Cums with Instructions and Eewhore who put so much work and effort into such a fabulous event and time! Also a special shout to our beer babes and to Blue Twat for all of their hard work on and off the field!
The weekend began with a full moon tent crawl on Friday. I wasn’t there for the festivities, but I have a few highlights: lots of Jell-O shots and other drinks were served. Everyone got schwastey faced and graverobber introd himself to some Fresno hashers as the guy who slept with their moms. A camp fight almost ensued, but luckily that hashers mother was safe in Fresno (for now ;))
The next morning we played corn hole, ladder ball and began drinking. Then we hit the dusty trail where cums with instructions led us over hills and through barbed wire fences. Over fences to Jell-O shots and beer under bridges. I got to take blue with me, so you’re welcome for all of the blue glamour shots :p
Meanwhile Eewhore was grilling up some yummy meats for us to eats. We feasted and drank some more and then we divided up teams: the half minds led by Eewhore and the wankers led by cums with instructions. We had a little circle led by our fave RA stranger, re welcomed our backsliders and welcomed all of our visitors who came from Fresno, Silicon Valley, San Diego, Monterey and everywhere in between with a few virgins thrown into the mix.
Then the game begun with yours truly as head umpire (H)ump 😉 it was scorchingly hot and what can I say, we had an amazing time! If you came wearing a little or a lot, everyone seemed to strip down to their underwear. I had a great time making (controversial) calls and everyone got to see lots of boobs. Cums with Instructions made some lovely awards and I guess the awards will explain what all happened during the game:
Best Watering Hole: Just Frank (from the full moon tent crawl, he had Jell-O shots with little umbrellas and a tent dressed to match)
Best Dressed: Damnit Janet I Wanna Screw (adorning some mighty fine red metallic booty shorts and fish net stockings)
Least Dressed: Spermicidal Twatage (wearing a zebra hoodie with metallic boxers who also tried to hump me occasionally)
Best Snatch: Shady Curtains (multiple amazing snatches with honorable mentions to tit mitts and graverobber)
Hard Hittin’ Mutha Fucka: Hangs 11 (for smashing it out of the park and honorable mentions to cums with instructions, just Jason, Blue Twat and someone else that I can’t remember)
Boner: Tit Mitt (for giving everyone a boner, honorable mention to two lips)
Horse’s Ass: Cockiss (for always talking back to me, as soon as the name of the award was announced he knew it was him)
Drama Queen: Sponge Dick No Pants (for having a hissy fit in the middle of camp)
Least Valuable Player: Stranger (really worthless… I think one of the only players to strike out)
Wimp: Power Tool (his wife outhit him and directly to him and he still couldn’t catch it)
Excessively Competitive: Licki MiVaj (the only person to complain when their team is in a ten point lead)
People’s Choice: 96 Super Hole (having everyone’s favorite boobs wins you this one)
THANX FU: Eewhore (for being a badass in general)
Cheers to a great 1st anal SLOshball! I took about 450 pics so it was tough to edit it down to this many! I hope I got a little bit of everyone in here! I’ve tried to send this message multiple times over the past few days, but I think the 82ish photos stops it… So look forward to a three parter! (This is my fourth attempt) These are also posted to the fb page!
On on,
Your favorite (H)ump
Permission Strip
To those who weren’t mentioned:
Honor to you Permission Strip, for being such an amazing Hash Flash!! Great write up and pics!
Also, honor to Just Kim, who helped Eewhore prepare our fantastic lunch! Tasty meat!
And honor to Chilly Willy, who’s massive ride helped haul in and out our fire wood and games! Oh yah. And the beer!
Yes, it’s a late response… But I’ve just barely recovered from InterAmericas Hash in Portland, which I barley made it to after my recovery from SLOshball…
On-On!
~CWI
DETAILS:
San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers
proudly present
1st Anal Central Coast SLOshball game!
WANKERS vs. HALFMINDS
WHEN: Saturday August 29, 2015 (fun extends from Friday to Sunday)
WHERE: El Chorro Regional Park on Hwy 1; 5 miles West of SLO (see slocountyparks.com for directions/details)
WHAT: Beer! Trail! Beer! Chow! Beer! Sloshball! BEER! Awards! Gimmes Galore!
WHO: You, me, virgins, accomplices, frenemies, miscreants & yer little dog, too!
Agenda:
FRIDAY EVENING: Happy Campers gather and mingle
Full Moon Tent Booze Crawl (participation optional)
Bring a libation of choice to share in your tent/camper!
SATURDAY: 11AM – Prelube / Hashers gather
- NOON – Hares Away
- Trail End – grab your lunch
- Circle – after everyone is done with trail
- GAME ON!!!
- Awards Ceremony… and finish the beer…
SUNDAY: Hangover Hangout at one of our local fabulous beaches before trudging back to reality
- Rego fees: $29 if registered & paid by Aug 1st. $37 by Aug 20th. $44 walk-on.
First 50 signups get an event patch! come on… you know you want it!!!
Camping on the el-cheapo: $20 per tent or camper for both nights – first come, first serve while space is available. Helluva deal! Planning 3 tents or 2 tents + 1 trailer per site. Eewhore will email you to coordinate your camping space if you want to take advantage of this screamer.
NOTE: The park charges $3 per car day use and $13 per extra car for camping. Get creative and use the Cuesta College parking lot across the street and ‘carpool’ the last 100 yards…
What to bring: The usual lineup of virgins, a vessel, condoms, lube, morning-after-pills and wet wipes (useful for all occasions). Oh yah, and softball equipment if you have it.
Heck yes!!! How do I sign up?: Email the registration info below to Eewhore (Shelby0523@gmail.com). Pay by Paypal or check by snail mail.
(REGISTRATION CLOSED)
By registering for this event I acknowledge that I am 21 years of age or over. I understand that “Hashing” is an activity which involves running, walking, climbing, and crawling on all types of terrain and under all types of conditions, and I am personally responsible for myself. I acknowledge that Hashing and Sloshball are inherently HAZARDOUS ACTIVITIES. I expressly assume all risks associated with participating in SLOshball 2015 without reservation or limitation. I agree to hold harmless and not hold legally responsible any and all persons, and not sue, or make any claim whatsoever, for any reason, including but not limited to the negligence of any party, the San Luis Oispo Hash House Harriers, any officers, any organizers of SLOshball 2015, or any other person or persons, in the case that something hazardous happens to me. I furthermore intend this waiver and agreement to specifically bind my heirs or assigns SLOshball 2015 is contingent upon my execution of this waiver and I hereby and freely choose to participate with an understanding of all risks to my person or property.