SLOH3 Hash #309 – A Penis Full of Compromise
SLOH3: Thursday, September 3rd, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – Hash #309: A Penis Full of Compromise
HASH TRASH:
Dear Wankers,
The Penis Full of Compromise Hash did not disappoint with the promise of more penis than we have ever seen on trail! There were big penises, small penises, long penises, short penises, stubby penises, double penises, crooked penises…. a penis of every shape and size – sure to be one to please everyone!
The hair’s ran us on a fun-filled trail right up to the spooky, abandoned insane asylum, where many of us wondered if there was going to be a doctor waiting to check us in. We watched the sunset over the haunted building while indulging in a beer check as Just Frank entertained us with his extra-long wiener. There were also more virgins at this hash than I’ve seen since middle school!!! Plus the return of a few fun loving backsliders! 🙂
We said bye to Just Aaron and Just Frank and hello to Whistle While I Jerk! and Cock Sauce before heading to the Village Host for the On-After. Fun times had by all!
Love,
Blue T
DETAILS:
All right everyone, we’ve kept you waiting with baited breath, so now here are the deetz:
Meet @1500 Lizzie St, San Luis Obispo
Trail is dog friendly.
Gentleman, do everyone a favor and manscape yourselves before hand. We can’t stress this enough, there is going to be so much penis. I mean like…..SO.MUCH.PENIS!
On -shave your dong- on