SLOH3 Hash #307 – Hashiest Hash of the Year / Meet the Tool Man Hash
SLOH3: Thursday, August 6th, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – Hash #307: Hashiest Hash of the Year
HASH TRASH:
Well we met the tool man last night!
Thanks to our hares: python goo and chilly willy we were led all around Grover beach and down a huge YBF where we split up into slackers, people who found the trail and those who were lost, but eventually found the trail too! We had some fireball shots in the woods where PBDL humped every available dog and then we made our merry way to manrock and to our last check with a private bar manned by our lovely hares in vests and ties, where we met the tool man himself and sang songs (we really miss you ram Pam and chupa cabrone). Finally on in where we prematurely said goodbye to just someone who I forgot his name bc he’s only been to two hashes and hello to Shitty Cold Asshole.
Also, here are some pics!
Umm that’s it!
Love, Permission Strip
DETAILS:
Cum one, cum all!
Get on down to Grover Heights Park and prepare yourselves for the Hashiest Hash of the year. Guaranteed to give you 120% more VD then normal Hashes! Hashers who bring jumbo pencils or trailer hitch pins will get a special surprise on trail! Don’t miss out!
What to bring: Virgins, snorkels, guests, backsliders, lube, bear spray, virgins, $5, cash & ID on trail, fleshlights, flashlights & headlamps for people scared of the dark, and VIRGINS!!
Where: Grover Heights Park, Grover Beach GOOGLE MAP
When: Meet at 6:30PM, 1830 for you military wanks
Who: Turkeys, Eagles, & Dogs+leashes
On your knees On
Chilly Willy