Unholy Hashermoany Hash! Wankers! Halfminds! Cum out this Saturday 10/8/16 to Cuesta Park to join us in Unholy Hashermoany! Blue Twat and Chilly Willy got hitched but that doesn’t mean shit until its ‘Hash’ official! We will be hareing an extra special trail followed by circle with a super top secret guest Mattress of Ceremony…
Backsliders, I write to you on this sweltering Wednesday afternoon with an overwhelming sense of disappointment. We have failed ourselves, we have failed each other and most importantly, we have failed our livers. I call to Father G and ask his forgiveness as we ALL have sinned. It has been FORTY-TWO DAYS since our last…
Robber of the Wood Hash Alright you wankers, Get those panties out of your asses and off your heads. Be prepared to run up soft hills, slippery mounds and hard wood! Here are the deets for this trail. Date/Time: 8/18/2016 (August 18th, 2016) at 6:30 pm Hares: GraveRobber & Floggin Wood Items…
Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash Hashers and Hashettes, Are you ready to celebrate the nuptials of Chilly Willy and Blue Twat?? Can I get a “Fuck yeah!”?? We’ve decided to send them off to wedding bliss with a Bachelor / Bachelorette hash you won’t wanna miss!!! And boy, do we have a balls-to-the-wall,…
SLO Hash #331: 625,978^3 Hey Wankers,Who: You, and virgins!What: HASH time, bitches.When: 6:30pm Thursday, July 21st.Where: Throop Park 525 Cerro Romauldo Ave. SLO How: Booze.Why: Because you love it. And, we love you.<3;D;D
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