Hash ‘Morro… Hey, ya wankers, I’m tired, so let’s just have a mello Morro hash, shall we? MEET at the south Morro Bay Marina, across from the campsites at the state park. 6:30pm. https://goo.gl/maps/dBAgrV4DbsR2 BRING yo $5, ID, extra monies, virgins! whistles, lowered self esteem, puppies, pussies, marshmallows, melons, mermaids and virgins! SEA ya there, hehehehehe…. <3…
White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles Ya’ll best pull out yer finest beer koozies and join us this Saturday, July 2nd, at NOON for the White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles. We’ll be corralled around a big ol’ oak tree on Gregory Avenue, between the fair grounds and the…
Greetings Wankers, Wankees and the rest of you no-wank-gettin’-biyotches! Do you want to play a game? Mmmmmm… we likes games… Blue Twat and Eewhore are proud to present the Hip-to-Tit hash. We promises a short, flat, clean trail with lots of hand holding and kumbaya. HAH! It’s dog friendly if you don’t mind dirt, mud, bodily fluids…
SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza! What: The sweetest, tastiest, though slightly salty and vaguely clammy hash trail of the year! When: Thursday 6/9 @ 6:30PM Where: French Park, San Luis Obispo Who: Runners, virgins, veterans, dogs (with leashes!), turkeys, virgins, walkers, joggers, eagles, crawlers, and virgins! Bring?: Lotion, $5, ID, flavored lube, cash/card, and VIRGINS!…
HOLY SODOMY HASH 326 (the duck run) Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes…. It’s a duck trail. Please wear proper duck apparel! Cum one Cum all to the most fun filled hash ever. Flat, long and muddy. Pet friendly. Bring mosquito spray, virgins, towels, flashlights, 5 dollars, duck accessories and bread crumbs. Meet at Oceano duck pond…
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