Unholy Hashermoany Hash!

Unholy Hashermoany Hash!

Wankers! Halfminds!
Cum out this Saturday 10/8/16 to Cuesta Park to join us in Unholy Hashermoany! Blue Twat and Chilly Willy got hitched but that doesn’t mean shit until its ‘Hash’ official!
We will be hareing an extra special trail followed by circle with a super top secret guest Mattress of Ceremony who will join us in Hasher bliss!! Food, drinks and debauchery to follow!!!
Be sure to don your favorite wedding apparel: old brides maid dress, powder blue suit, kilt, spandex, prom dress, camo vest, or just go traditional black and white!
What: Wedding Themed Hash Trail with a Turkey/Eagle split & BBQ (pulled pork, hotlinks, veggie burgers, beans, and slaw)
When: 10/8/16 @ 12:00PM
Cost: $10 for the event and feel free to bring a side or dessert to share
RSVP to trailduster_78@yahoo.com so we know how much food and beer to supply!
On to consummation On
Chilly Willy & Blue Twat