SLO Hash #332: Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash
Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash
Hashers and Hashettes,
Are you ready to celebrate the nuptials of Chilly Willy and Blue Twat?? Can I get a “Fuck yeah!”?? We’ve decided to send them off to wedding bliss with a Bachelor / Bachelorette hash you won’t wanna miss!!! And boy, do we have a balls-to-the-wall, blowout trail in store for these lovely wankers.
Be prepared to run hard, soft, fast, slow, up, down…. Ohhh, a little to the left… right therrreeee! Oooo-weee! We’ll be crossing a few peaks and ridges, trudging through some flesh-born shiggy and possibly partaking in a friendly game of sword fighting (and no, we’re not referring to LARPing… let’s leave that to the nerds at Santa Rosa Park).
Don’t forget to bring… ID, cash, EXTRA cash, gender appropriate clothing (whatever the hell that means), glitter-guard, virgins, more VIRGINS, a do-anything attitude and a hunger for victory!!
On On bitches… let’s do this shit!
Glitter Piss
RJB – This one ain’t for you… but we expect you to be there. No excuses old man!!!