Hash #265 – The NOT Stranger Danger Hash
Hash #265 – The NOT Stranger Danger Hash
With the first SloH3 Hash of 2014 is now complete, OHD can finally breathe easy. The new Mismanagement did as shitty of a job as can be expected. Over 20 wankers, 4 visitors and a couple virgins showed up to buy haberdashery, drink cheap beer and run in the dark. (Unfortunately Rick James’ Bitch was a no show with the haberdashery – backslider). Fortunately we had plenty of cheap beer (well not for the Turkeys) and darkness.
Cockis laid a perfectly shitty trail lacking in shiggy, but abundant with horse pies (that’s poop to you), hills and goffer holes. We had blood on trail after one of those goffer holes made T-T-Longlegs and Stranger go for a roll in the hay (or tumble in the bushes. Whichever you prefer).
We ran passed some great make-out places. Most of them had someone “watering a plant” or “fixing a sprinkler” behind them, but all the same, great places to almost get laid. Little Wod Small Package even dashed past FRB Chi to scout out a place in Lemon Grove to cum with his next date. I suggest those awesome railroad cars behind Madonna Inn. Heck, I need a place to live maybe I’ll become a bum and hide out in one of those. It beats sleeping in a ditch ;-).
Aside from being FRB Chi, this good Samaritan earned some positive environmental karma, dragging the recycle bin to the BC. (I bet he went back today to collect the cans. He’s gotta make a living somehow).
Ram Pam, the masterful beer Meistress was on the ground (penis level) filling up little cups of beer throughout the down-down. I think she really enjoyed the view.
Uncle Dirty Dick got an extra special one of those cups since it was his last SLOH3 Hash. Watch our Denverhash and/or BoulderH3.
Anew song will be added to the hymnal….The wonderful thing about HASHERS… Is HASHERS are wonderful things…..(uh…how does that go again?)
There is talk of a paddle hash. If anyone has any connections for boats or other floaty things, let your Hair Raiser know. Perhaps Stranger will incorporate them into his shitty trail at the next hash on Jan 16th.