Hash #242 – Spikes Hash
Greasy Lei wanted a sober recap and asked not to be upstaged. No problem I was not a journalism major I just stayed sober!
This was the first hash I wish I could drink to drown the disappointment from our lazy arse last minute hares who laid a trail out the back door of spikes around the block and back in the front door of spikes.
God bless Chi for saving the day he started what he called an Indian Lay.
Chi brought us to our first beer check where we waited for Sprinkle Princess who we snared, but he soon learned it was cold and he wasn’t wearing enough layers to give to each of us wankers so he stayed fully clothed.
It was Butt Load O Homo off to lay the next segment of Indian trail which led to his house, but at this point part of the group had a brilliant idea to head for a guerrilla beer check at Stubby Python’s Casa. Python being oh so chivalrous treated the wankers to beer and shots in his 80 degree house. Thanks Python!!!
It was back to Spikes for circle where our only female Virgin Alejandra proceeded to tell us all about her racist aspirations all while telling a racist joke but not showing any body parts.
Our other virgin Kyle showed nipple and said crossfit and I don’t remember anything that happened after that.
I do remember something about Just Jen saying she wanted to lay trail and SPF 69 volunteering to help. Yeah Our illustrious hare raiser can rest easy!
On I hope I don’t die in 2 weeks On
OHD