Hash #316 – The Stranger Danger Hash
SLOH3 – Hash #316: Thursday, January 7th, 2015 @ 6:30 pm: The Stranger Danger Hash
HASH TRASH:
Soooo by dangerous, stranger meant we would be getting yelled at by old people. ALL OVER TRAIL. But you know who didn’t care? X rated butt pirate. She ran right past their angry yells and right onto our muddy, shitty laid trail. No matter which beer check you found, odds were you only found one. Were there supposed to be 3?
In circle, virgin just Scott managed to knock over his beer not once, but twice. Luckily peanut butter dick licker helped out his new buddy by cleaning up his mess. Is there a name in that anywhere? After that the hash shit was passed from Cums with Instructions to Smurf Jerker.
Our new mismanagement has been announced:
RA: Sprinkle Princess
Webmeister: Chilly Willy
All other positions have either been handed over or stayed the same:
GM: CWI
Beer meowster: grave robber
Hash cash: blue twat
Songmeistress: ram Pam
Hare raiser: DD
Hash flash/trash: obvi: Me! Permission Strip
I only took one pic all night… But it’s a good one! Quality over quantity!
Love,
Permission Strip
DETAILS:
Hey Hashers,
This is it! The Stranger Danger hash is upon us! And possibly a bit of rain as well. I have been scouting out new trail for weeks, Fighting off unruly ranchers, courageous cows, pissed off poultry and I swear I was chased by a Sasquatch! Or maybe it was just the same smelly ,hairy home less guy i ran into last year?
Those of you that have never been on a Stranger Danger hash… Well you dont want to miss this one. This year I mapped out another great trail with plenty of hazards! In fact it was so dangerous that i am going to have to put on a shelf until the weather clears. This is good news because in 2016 I will be haring a summer trail as well! The rest of the good news is….I scouted out an amazing trail yesterday! And I can bet 90% of you have never ran these routes! So lets start out 2016 with a wet a wild good time and a fresh run.
…..Stranger…..
Heres the deets!
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Bring a good light!
Bring a furry animal if you wish, But not a furry virgin. Bring A leash!
Bring $5
Wear new shoes! We love new shoes!
Leave your moral values and your dignity at home! You won’t be needing that!
This shit show starts in the parking lot right behind the post office.
191 San Miguel , Avila Beach
6:30 Thursday 1/7/2016