Hash #315 – She Who Cannot Be Named Hash
SLOH3: Thursday, December 10th, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – Hash #315: She Who Cannot Be Named Hash
HASH TRASH:
Orange team holllllaaaahhhh!!!
In our annual she who cannot be named hash, my team won, again! Suck it! 3 rounds, 3 flag steals by Hangs Eleven. He didn’t quite get the rules at first, but hey, he got the flag each time… Plus he’s just so darn cute! But maybe I’m just biased. Eewhore was the best jail keeper (obviously we won). There may have been cheating going on, but I was on defense so I can’t really say. Shout out to Sprinkle Princess for throwing it all together (and losing) and for being a wonderful RA. Shout out to Cums with Instructions for taking our hash shit (esp since you lost it to begin with) and for being a bear and the people who brought our adorable virgin.
Anyways, another year and another fun shiggy sock exchange. I was super awesome and forgot my whole wallet at home, so the hash was nice enough to chill out on the patio with me (thanks guys). Sprinkle princess tried to exchange his filthy losing socks that he wore that night and I don’t think he was able to trade in… (I definitely cheated and left before he could take mine)And then we stuffed our faces and said goodbye for the rest of the year!
Happy hoing days yall! The next hash is in the beginning of January!
Love,
Permission Strip
DETAILS:
The SWCNH is upon us. Are you curious? Hash Curious? Are you afraid your Hash Shinannigans will be drug out of the closet and smeared in the press for all to see? Fear not my Wankers and Halfminds, I have got a trail for you. This trail will be like none other you have ever r*n……… or walked or …….or fell down on. I digress……Free Beer! Read on for Free Beer!
Bring:
- virgins
- headlamp
- virgins
- neon clothing
- wistle (add a bell)
- latex gloves (hell! latex anything)
- 5 Washingtons or one paper Lincoln
- Thirst
- dogs (leash as always)
- virgins
- 2 cialas (one for a buddy)(Sprinkle is your buddy)
Leave:
- Hope
- underwear
- self respect
- dignity
- eggs (seriously, no eggs)
- cares
- worries
- decorum
Meet at the end of Grand Ave. The wet end of Grand Ave. Park in the Fin’s parking lot. If you don’t see hashers, go drag them out of the Fin’s bar. Meet time. 6:00 Thursday December 10th. yes. I know this is 30 min sooner than usual but if we are to properly drink ale in the name of Baby Jesus after the hash, then we need to start at 6:00. And yes. Contrary to my Hash name, this trail is “rain or shine”.
Your Hare,
-Sprinkle Princess