Hash #305 – The Flattest Hash Trail Ever Hash! – San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers

Jul 08 2015 July 8, 2015 July 8, 2015 by sloh3

Hash #305 – The Flattest Hash Trail Ever Hash!

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SLOH3: Thursday, July 9th, 2015 @ 6:30 pm – Hash #305: The Flattest Hash Trail Ever Hash!

HASH TRASH:

Hey wankee babes,
In case you were wondering what happened on the last hash: our hares Floggin woods man in tights and cum with instructions led us all around pismo beach with boob checks and beers checks galore! (On a side note: hares please provide things other than beer! For us non drinking bitches) We had a massive puppy party and welcomed back some weird backsliders. We also said goodbye to one of my favorite hashers (aka the person who introd me to hashing) The Assinator 🙁 as he embarks to bring a new level of inapropriateness to Sacramento.

DETAILS:

Attention Plonkers and Miscreants,

This Hash is brought to you by Floggin’ Wood – Man in Tights and Cums with Instructions. This is sure to be the flattest and least shiggy trail that you’ve ever been on in your entire life.

What: A to A, FRB’s and Dogs are welcome. No Turkey/Eagle Split this time around
When: Meet @ 6:30pm. Hares will be away at 6:45pm
Where: Across from Chumash Park off of Ventana Drive in Pismo Beach.

Google Map: GOOGLE MAP

Bring virgins, lube, visitors, whistles, a change of underwear (if you wear any), condoms and more virgins

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