Apr 13 2015 April 13, 2015 April 13, 2015 by sloh3

Hash #299 – Blue’s Birthday Bash Hash (Number 2)

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Thursday, April 16th, 2015 @ 6:00 pm – #299 – Blue’s Birthday Bash Hash (Number 2)

Last night was the most intense puppy party of my life. Starting off with party hats we made our way to our first check where straight 2 gay was waiting with “blues used condoms” shots, which happened to be delicious as well as very alcoholic. Sascooch took a max load to the chin. After photographing some wildlife, Captain vajayjay carried the pussy to the next check where we knocked all sorts of treats out of it as well as drank Scooby snacks and sang songs for a clown. Next we made our way up a hill in time for sunset with romantic Jell-O shots. Then we hit the trail through some major shiggy and random holes where ram Pam and I almost died in order to get to a hobo encampment with more Jell-O shots and pantsing shenanigans. Then we went on in for a shitty circle where we found out matzo can’t count nor does he know the difference between a chilly willy or a python goo. We had 0 virgins so we revirginized just Jim. We said goodbye to Isis the terrorist chihuahua and hello to something about being wet the noble chihuahua. What was it again matzo?

Here’s a ton of pictures of your favorite hashers. I tried to do only the good ones… But you guys are some good looking sons of G’s!

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