Hash #286 – Halloween Hash
Hash #286 – Thursday, October 23, 2014 @ 6:00 pm: Halloween Hash
HARES: Small Wad, Little Package and Ditch Bitch
WHEN: Thurs 10/23 @ 6PM
WHERE: El Chorro Park, SLO
And so they came, to the 1st of 3
Slo hash nights of beer and debauchery.
37 Hashers came that night
And try as they might
Only 6 found their way, Oh please!
Up the hill one hound did flee
Saying, there is no flour. Don’t follow me
Hounds are like lemmings
So up they went running
An extra mile they went, with absolutely no need
Beers in a pumpkin, all were impressed
With no body part checks most hounds stayed dressed
No butts, no boobs no full moons
The darkness came far too soon
Finally they found that the trail went west.
Make bigger flour dots they all said
Before they got to singing about head
(Head. Who said head?)
Down down time was here
We drank lots of beer
Oh… my spinning head. It’s time for bed.
