Hash #254 – Doggy Style Hash
Hash #254 – Thursday, June 20, 2013 @ 6:00 pm: Doggy Style Hash
We met in BFE El Chorro Park where innocent softball players were harassed by Second-Hand Sodomizer thinking they were hashers… hey, they were drinking beers, we could be friends. Maybe. Hashers gathered in the sh*t-ridden Dog Park where there was no lacking of Stranger’s dog “accessorizing” the place with his uncontrollable bowels. Python & Uncle Dirty Dick (let’s call him B-Cup for short) hared this god forsaken trail which led us through a golf course, into creek beds and up, up, up a mini-mountain. There was no shortage of the following: ticks, rattlesnake holes, absolute anxiety over getting bit by said rattlesnakes, more ticks, possible incest-on-trail, hills, obnoxious hares who hid in trees drinking beers as we hiked said hills, & all-beef hot dogs.
We ended back at the park as Python lit the bbq and the wine & beers were flowing (yes, an awesome newbie brought wine!). We had 3 special namings that night. It was time the bitches of the groups earned their hash names. After much deliberation and careful plotting, we can up with the following:
Stranger’s pooch, Dakota, is now known as IBS……. no further info needed on this one. This dog has sh*t and puked on trail practically every time he cums.
Chi’s bitch, Carly, was next. She is always cracked out of her mind, has crazy eyes, never-ending energy, basically, she’s f*cked up on drugs. Therefore she is now known as PCP.
Last but not least is Python’s psychotic animal, MJ. MJ is nuts. And true to form, he walked up to Rocket and pissed on his leg yesterday for no reason whatsoever. What an asshole, right? MJ’s name has multiple meanings. He is now known as POS. Not only for “Piece of Sh*t”, but also “Pees on Strangers”.
And there ya have it! I took some pathetic pics that I’ll probably never get around to sending to our webmeistress but it’s not like any of you actually check it anyways.
Next Hash is on the 4th of July. Which for those of us with lives and way cooler friends, this date actually doesn’t work in our favor. Sprinkle was suggesting we switch days? I know a certain Cum-Gurgling-Cock-Whore will be in town……. just sayin’
On -to the Concerts in the Plaza!- On,
-Oily F*ck/Greasy Lei