Hash #240 – White Elephant Ugly Sweater XXXmas Hash
Thursday, December 20, 2012 – Hash #240: White Elephant Ugly Sweater XXXmas Hash!
Ho ho ho wanks!!!
It’s time for our annual White Elephant Ugly Sweater XXXmas hash! Since the majority of you have ADD and most likely can’t read well, here are the important details:
When: Thursday, 6pm
Where: Chi’s House. 3145 Calle Jazmin, SLO
What to Bring: $10, white elephant gift (read “inappropriate”), ugly xxxmas sweater, diapers. Leave your dignity at the door, not that most of you have any.
What to Expect: Beer, food, beer, midget strippers, Chi sh*tting his pants and losing money to hookers, whiskey.
Did you get through all of that? Phew exhausting stuff, I know. So yes, this is a $10 hash. Yes you must bring a gift AND dress up in an ugly xxxmas sweater. Quit your whining now, this is sure to be a good time.
Ok now that the important stuff is out of the way (code for Gurgler you can stop reading now before you berate me with more text messages about how my emails are so long, not funny and annoying)…….
I’m sure most of you were just dying for my last recap from the “She Who Cannot Be Named” Hash and you’ve been crying yourself to sleep at night wondering where it is….. well, tough luck f*ckers. My excuse for not writing one is that this was a top-secret hash that cannot be discussed therefore cannot be written about. But the real reason is that I’m a lazy procrastinator and ended up in the land of broken dreams, aka Reno, where I watched a Mexican dog (who happens to be a 31-year-old male) shit his pants. Seriously. I contemplated doing a write-up of my experience there because you can’t make that kind of shit up and holy crap it was funny, but I figured that perhaps some of you would get a bit squeemish reading about adult feces? Then I was like, wtf am I talking about? These are hashers. You all probably shit yourself on a regular basis….. right? So I decided, why write it when I can re-tell the story live and in-person? You’re all so deserving, consider this my xxxmas gift to you.
See you f*cktards on Thursday! Extra boxers or diapers mandatory
-Greasy Lei
http://goo.gl/maps/5wKEo <---------- Google map to the house for those who are truly that stupid P.S. Forgot one important detail!!!! (I never claimed to be smart) If you could please RSVP as to whether you are cumming so we can plan accordingly for food & booze & high class whores. Thanks. Assholes.