Hash #211 – The Stranger Danger Trail
Happy New Year Wanks,
The Stranger Danger Trail! The First Hash 0f 2012 ! So get your turkey stuffed holiday ass out of that crusty hotel room and on down to the pristine village of Arroyo Grande.
Were: Ralph & Duane’s 108 W. branch st. at 6:00 probably out back. After many days of scouting with my silent co-hare Stubby Python we… I believe that we have cleared these flat basic trails of all dangers including but not limited to Honey Badgers,Talking lizards with accents, land mines, and even cougars…we sent PokeHer back to Santa Barbara! And replaced all that with extra Beer stops!!!! Were breaking out the good shit smuggled into the U.S. direct from Oktoberfest! OHD pickup some German Beer Please!
Sooo that being said: Bring your Virgins…Flash Light…Dog, we may need to feed the Sasquatch…Parachute… taser and or cattle prod! And dont foget the lube! Cum one cum all !! Turkey and Eagle Friendly!
-THE STRANGER