Coyote Pirates Trail!

Coyote Pirates Trail

WHEN: Saturday, March 5th, 2016, the year of our Lord G, @ 1400 hours

WHERE: Mongos Saloon and Restaurant, 359 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433

HARE: Cums With Instructions

WHY: Cuz it’s Sponge D*ck’s f#cking Birthday! And we’re f’ing drunks!

WHAT TO EXPECT: wet sh!t falling from the sky, SHIGGY, booze, a LOOOOONG trail with at least 5,000 ft elevation changes, good times, and blurred memories

WHAT TO BRING: body condoms, $ & ID, a strong disregard for sobriety, …forget your dignity while we’re at it, and…. You!

HASH CASH: only $2!

ON-ON

~Cums With Instructions