Coyote Pirates Trail!
Coyote Pirates Trail
WHEN: Saturday, March 5th, 2016, the year of our Lord G, @ 1400 hours
WHERE: Mongos Saloon and Restaurant, 359 W Grand Ave, Grover Beach, CA 93433
HARE: Cums With Instructions
WHY: Cuz it’s Sponge D*ck’s f#cking Birthday! And we’re f’ing drunks!
WHAT TO EXPECT: wet sh!t falling from the sky, SHIGGY, booze, a LOOOOONG trail with at least 5,000 ft elevation changes, good times, and blurred memories
WHAT TO BRING: body condoms, $ & ID, a strong disregard for sobriety, …forget your dignity while we’re at it, and…. You!
HASH CASH: only $2!
ON-ON
~Cums With Instructions