Time: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 at 6:00 PM (unless you like beer, beer lovers show up at 5:00) hairs away at 6:15 Location: Go to the very end of Grand Ave. We will be in the Finns parking lot right next to the beach. Beer lovers will be in Finns drinking beer. This is the…
Come on out WEDNESDAY 12/13/17 for the last Hash of the year! Be sure to dress in your xxx-Mas best! There will be a Shiggy Sock White Elephant exchange at the On-After, be sure to bring a pair of wrapped new socks to participate. There will also be Erections for Hash Mismanagement, be sure to…
Wee Bit Nipply Hash! Pack your coonskin cap, rifle and willy warmer, and join us for an escapade through an arctic paradise. How could this end? Possibly in a polar bear swim or sacrificial burning. Amateur explorers are encouraged to attend but risk getting mauled by a polar bear or plummeted by snowballs. It should…
Attention all you old, tired, worn out, dirty whores: This is the Fresh Whore Hash! Grab your yet-to-be-defiled virgins and youngsters. If you can’t find any, maybe we’ll run into some along the way. Maybe at an elementary school…. a park… a bus stop… because the best thing about twenty eight year olds is there’re…
SLO Hash #356: COLONEL SANDERS HASH Wankers and Wankettes, THIS SHIT IS FINGER LICKN GOLD! Colonel Sanders is prepared to take you through a whirlwind hash to the bottom depths of his “notorious” bucket. Who’s in?!?! Let’s get greasy!! When: Thursday, November 2nd @ 6pm Where: Rancho Grand Park in Arroyo Grande Hares: Finger Lickn Good and…
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