Ladies and gentlemen, Bastards and tramps, Bloodsuckers and mother lovers, Road trash and vamps, To the virgins and the nymphs, To all the harrietts, wankers and backsliders seeking graves, Welcome to the SLO Hash House Harriers. Its been a long summer so I’m glad to see you made the cut… until now. Cum join us…
SLO Hash #354: One Flew Over the CaCa’s Nest Hash Come out to SLO on 10/5/17 for an arousing romp over hill and dale. Where? Johnson Park in San Luis Obispo When? Meet at 6:00, hare away at 6:15ish Who? Hares, harrietts, wankers, backsliders, virgins, halfminds, muggles and more! What to expect? 100% live hare…
Hot Jizz, the Hare Dream Team, bring to you 3 miles of flat, dry trail with absolutely no shiggy or sand (2% true). Shiggy socks, $5, headlamps, and whistling apparatus required. Start at Cloisters Community Park in Morro Bay, 9/21/17 at 6:00PM On to Morro Bay On, Hottie Potty & Jizz Gluten Free
SLO Hash #352: The Cumming Sporadically Hash! Wankers!! Tomorrow night is a Cumming Sporadically hash hared by our very own Cums Sporadically… And good times will be had by all who cum!! (In my head… And possibly now yours… every time I say cum or cumming in this email it sounds like cum is being…
SLO Hash #351: Lazy Mofo Hash Alright, you lazy fucks! Get the fact that PBR is a hipster beer out of your fucking minds and jump into some hashing goodness. Location: Big ass parking lot next Lady Family Mortuaries on 555 Fair Oaks Ave in Arroyo Grande. FYI You can’t fucking miss it! https://goo.gl/maps/9oWamBb2ATo Items to…
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