The “She Who Cannot Be Named” Hash was at the Oceano Dunes. Just a few things hashers were told to bring to the November 10th semi-annual “She Who Cannot be Named” Hash: Leave your flashlights at home but bring your sense of adventure as this is not your typical Hash. Think Ninjas meet GI Joe…..Hmmmmmmm…
Spanking Wankers!! The Counting Cocks Hash was brought to you by yours truly – Count Spatula and Cockatarian (because Chicken is NOT a vegetable!!) oh – and it started at Islay Park.. 6pm. Hasher were told to bring: milk bottles, binkey’s, timeout chairs and favorite stuffed animal. It was a wild, wet, crazy ride that…
Hash #205: Greasy Lei and Bam Bam’s Santa Margarita Ho Down Hash Trail was A-A starting in Santa Margarita Community Park Hasher were told to expect: Shit covered fields, Meth heads with a good hook up, cracked out kids, rabie foaming dog’s, barbed wire, and trailer trash Hashers were told to bring: Headlamps, id’s, virgins…
Trail was A-A, Starting in the Sinsheimer pool parking lot. Hares were away around 6pm. Hashers were told to bring: Head lamps, Virgins, Sluts (the looser the better, that way 3 pump can get a couple extra pumps in), as many sample KY tubes as you can get your hands on, and some Kleenex to…
Hash #203 (or possibly 202b since the last hash was apparently not supposed to have a number?) was Thursday, September 15, 2011: Sprinkle Princess and Chi’s Hash Details regarding the trail: Start was at Spikes. A-to-A. 6:00 pm. Trail was an A-to-A. Hashers were told to bring: whistles, virgins, $5 bucks, and ball gags.
