Upcoming Hashes

SLOH3 Hash# 394 – SLO Hash Marathon!

When: May 2, 6pm (every other Thursday) Where: Community Baptist Church – Google Maps Link https://goo.gl/maps/hCGQoeZkKEBhdrMV8 Brought to you by: Randy Whorehol You already tell your friends you’re in a “running club.” Now you can tell them you are a SLO Hash Marathon Finisher! Not only did you finish [on her tits/his tongue], but you…



SLOH3 Hash # 393 – The Hash, duh

When: Tonight at 6pm!! Where: 415 Prado Lane, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/AxpppJzjupy9qbQF6 Who: Randy Whorehol – so you know who to blame for this shitty trail Its Hash time! When? April 18th. Where? San Luis Obispo, 415 Prado Ln. On the street. Bring your virgins, dogs, pisspots, wankers , your mom, cash, headlamp, socccer cleats,…



SLOH3 Hash # 392 – Nothin’ Butt Comedy Hash

Where: Meadow Park, San Luis Obispo – https://goo.gl/maps/DtqUa4Sr4J32 When: Thursday, April 4 at 6pm Why: Why ask why, Drink Bud Dry (can you even get Bud Dry anymore?) Who: Just Anal Please Better be ready for a butt slappin’ good time. Bring your buns fresh and perky, your virgins, flashlights, chalk and an ID. April…



SLOH3 Hash # 391 – PISMO DRUNKEN RUN

Cum enjoy another evening in paradise. Bring: $$, ID, dogs, monkeys, strollers, dildos, your sex slave and your adventurous spirit. This is an A to A trail. The Hare: Cums Sporadically (she sure has been haring/cumming a lot lately) Where: https://goo.gl/maps/dgzzeLySFbt Addie St, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, United States by the Pismo Public Works building…



SLOH3 Hash# 390 – CUM’S SWEET, SALTY AND WET NIGHT Hash

Where: Fin’s Restaurant, Grover Beach https://goo.gl/maps/YgQqigeSFEC2h When: Thursday, March 7, at 6pm PARK IN THE OVERFLOW ,DARK, DIRT PARKING LOT, MAKES IT MORE FUN FOR SHENANIGANS. THIS IS AN A-B TRAIL. BRING HEAD LAMPS, $$, ID, VIRGINS AND EXPERIENCED WELL ANYONE. THE HABIDASHERY WILL BE OPEN IF YOU WANT MORE HASH STUFF, CASH IS KING….



SLOH3 Hash# 389 – The Just Eat Fresh Daniel Hash

Cum one cum all to the “Just Eat Fresh Daniel” wet and wild adventure. If it rains creeks don’t seem as wet. Where? Cuesta Park Slo, Ca. USA planet Earth. https://goo.gl/maps/bGB8V4fq2py When? Thursday, February 21st at 6:00pm Bring shiggy socks and a thirst for beer. Dogs, virgins and wankers are welcome.



SLOH3 Hash# 388 – The Sweet Deck Hash

Hello wankers and wankettes! Sticky Green Queen here as Hare. Are you ready for this trail? I sure as hell wasn’t, but its happening.. not to worry though as I only fell 3 times during the testing of this trail and still finished 😀  So for sure bring your knee pads, virgins, money, drug enhancers,…



SLOH3 Hash# 387 SLOH3 : Not the Hare That We Deserved, But the Hare We Needed

When: 6:00p Hares away at 6:30ish Where: Sinsheimer Park https://goo.gl/maps/Lhf48uvUBiq Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water What: There will be beer What to bring:Virgins$5 hash cash CompassBug SprayYour hot friendsLow MoralsBad JudgementNew shoesVesselCranium LampCougar repellent



SLOH3 Hash # 386 – the Happy newd year hash

Happy newd year! Soooo…. time for the first 2019 SLOH3 hash!! Who’s in?!? (All the way in.) It’s gonna be a little wet. Well, according to Hovde. (NOT a hasher.) (Definitely a virgin.) But I will guarantee, by all that is shmoley, if your willie is not wet, nor your vagina moist, I will personally…



ANAL SLOH3 HASHMAS!

CUM ON OUT AND CELEBRATE SLOH3 HASHMAS AND SHIGGY SOCK EXCHANGE! FOOD, DRINKS, DANCING AND NON-SMELLY SOCK WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXTRAVAGINGZA . They are allowing us to have separate checks and use the normal menu , band starts at 9. Bring $$, backsliders, hash curious VIRGINS dancing shoes, shiggy socks wrapped, condoms if you think…