Upcoming Hashes

G’s Birthday!

Greetings Wankers and Half minds, Today marks the birthday of Alberto Esteban Ignacio Gispert or “G” as we kindly refer to him.  He was born July 31, 1903.  We credit him with creating the Hash House Harriers and we do our part to remember him at each of our Hashes.  Here’s a little history about…



SLOH3 Hash# 400 – That’s right 400!

Where: 1086 Trevor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 https://goo.gl/maps/5fCuzWK9hSHeM2sw7 When: Thursday, July 25, 6pm, Hares away at 6:30ish Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water In honor of #400 there will be not 2, not 3, but FOUR beer checks! Park along Bishop Street. What to bring: Virgins$5 hash cash CompassBug SprayYour hot friendsLow…



SLOH3 Hash# 399 – Who’s got Short Shorts Hash!

Where: Islay Park, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/p3exgTG7dErC2H2D7 When: Thursday, July 11 at 6pm Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights (yes, again) It’s Summer and you know what that means! It’s time to bust out those short shorts again. The question is, who has the shortest shorts of them all? Be sure to bring your ID,…



SLOH3 Hash #398 – Have Muscle Relaxers, will swill beeeeeeer

When: Thursday, June 27, 6pm. Because Thursday is a Hashing day! Where: Manrock Brewing Company, 1750 El Camino Real, Grover Beach, CA 93433 https://goo.gl/maps/mnXjyYm22XSQWvVn7 Who: EeWhore It’s ARM DAY, biyotches! That’s right… it’s time for some drinking practice. We’ve been doing plenty of running lately so our buns and thighs are tight like tigers! The…



SLOH3 Hash# 397 – The Hawaiian Hash

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/x7yrvC5SjCK1pRnv8 In the parking lot behind The Station Grill: 170 W Grand Ave #101, Grover Beach, CA 93433 When: Thursday, June 13, 6pm, Hare away about 6:15 Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights Cum on out to the first ever SLOH3 Hawaiian Hash! It’s time to get out your most obnoxious Hawaiian Shirt or…



SLOH3 Hash# 396 – X-RAYTED Cum On (Just) Irene Hash

When: Thursday, May 30 at 6pm Where: 2 James Way, Pismo Beach, California 93449 https://goo.gl/maps/R6aFhznkoFkdXSZx8 Who: Xrayted Butt Pirate and Just Irene Thursday is a hashing day! Get ready to run, walk, crawl, move in any forward direction up hills, through shiggy, parks and parking lots to find whatever it is you’re looking for except…



SLOH3 Hash# 395 – DANGER ZONE: CUM’S ANALLY LUBED TRAIL

When: May 16 – 6pm (approximately) Where: Addie Street Parking Lot, Pismo Beach – https://goo.gl/maps/MMiWkXmtJ7yUBpM67 Who: Cums Sporadically and Just Anal Please Get ready to lube up for this tunnel of a trail, make sure your shaved. Wear your shiggy socks and new shoes as there will be lots of shiggy and some P.O.3 beers…



SLOH3 Hash# 394 – SLO Hash Marathon!

When: May 2, 6pm (every other Thursday) Where: Community Baptist Church – Google Maps Link https://goo.gl/maps/hCGQoeZkKEBhdrMV8 Brought to you by: Randy Whorehol You already tell your friends you’re in a “running club.” Now you can tell them you are a SLO Hash Marathon Finisher! Not only did you finish [on her tits/his tongue], but you…



SLOH3 Hash # 393 – The Hash, duh

When: Tonight at 6pm!! Where: 415 Prado Lane, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/AxpppJzjupy9qbQF6 Who: Randy Whorehol – so you know who to blame for this shitty trail Its Hash time! When? April 18th. Where? San Luis Obispo, 415 Prado Ln. On the street. Bring your virgins, dogs, pisspots, wankers , your mom, cash, headlamp, socccer cleats,…



SLOH3 Hash # 392 – Nothin’ Butt Comedy Hash

Where: Meadow Park, San Luis Obispo – https://goo.gl/maps/DtqUa4Sr4J32 When: Thursday, April 4 at 6pm Why: Why ask why, Drink Bud Dry (can you even get Bud Dry anymore?) Who: Just Anal Please Better be ready for a butt slappin’ good time. Bring your buns fresh and perky, your virgins, flashlights, chalk and an ID. April…