Upcoming Hashes

SLOH3 Hash# 402 – It’s Hareless…

We have a unfortunate situation Half- minds and Wankers. No on has volunteered to hare next weeks Hash. It’s up for grabs. If you’ve ever wanted to lay a trail somewhere you haven’t been before, now is your chance. There’s no prerequisite, just let us know if you want to do it by sending an…



SLOH3 Hash# 402 – It’s not Hareless after all

When: Thursday, August 22 at 6pm Who: Eat Fresh and possible Randy Whorehol Where: Behind Old Navy in SLO https://goo.gl/maps/imrxJAaxdgz8pHqbA Our intrepid Hare Raiser has stepped up once again to hare a trail for all of you wankers and half minds. Now it’s your turn to show up and see what this trail is all…



SLOH3 Hash# 401 – [insert funny title here]

When: Thursday August 8, 6pm Where: Islay Park, San Luis Obispo, CA https://goo.gl/maps/ciEtV4NXCLZ9jSnz6 Who: Eat Fresh Welcome Hashers! Eat Fresh is back to lead all of you pisspots on a wet and wild adventure. The trail is dog, stroller, and walker friendly. Bring ID, headlamp, cash, random sex toys, a stuffed beaver, and a healthy…



G’s Birthday!

Greetings Wankers and Half minds, Today marks the birthday of Alberto Esteban Ignacio Gispert or “G” as we kindly refer to him.  He was born July 31, 1903.  We credit him with creating the Hash House Harriers and we do our part to remember him at each of our Hashes.  Here’s a little history about…



SLOH3 Hash# 400 – That’s right 400!

Where: 1086 Trevor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 https://goo.gl/maps/5fCuzWK9hSHeM2sw7 When: Thursday, July 25, 6pm, Hares away at 6:30ish Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water In honor of #400 there will be not 2, not 3, but FOUR beer checks! Park along Bishop Street. What to bring: Virgins$5 hash cash CompassBug SprayYour hot friendsLow…



SLOH3 Hash# 399 – Who’s got Short Shorts Hash!

Where: Islay Park, San Luis Obispo https://goo.gl/maps/p3exgTG7dErC2H2D7 When: Thursday, July 11 at 6pm Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights (yes, again) It’s Summer and you know what that means! It’s time to bust out those short shorts again. The question is, who has the shortest shorts of them all? Be sure to bring your ID,…



SLOH3 Hash #398 – Have Muscle Relaxers, will swill beeeeeeer

When: Thursday, June 27, 6pm. Because Thursday is a Hashing day! Where: Manrock Brewing Company, 1750 El Camino Real, Grover Beach, CA 93433 https://goo.gl/maps/mnXjyYm22XSQWvVn7 Who: EeWhore It’s ARM DAY, biyotches! That’s right… it’s time for some drinking practice. We’ve been doing plenty of running lately so our buns and thighs are tight like tigers! The…



SLOH3 Hash# 397 – The Hawaiian Hash

Where: https://goo.gl/maps/x7yrvC5SjCK1pRnv8 In the parking lot behind The Station Grill: 170 W Grand Ave #101, Grover Beach, CA 93433 When: Thursday, June 13, 6pm, Hare away about 6:15 Who: Flogging Wood, Man in Tights Cum on out to the first ever SLOH3 Hawaiian Hash! It’s time to get out your most obnoxious Hawaiian Shirt or…



SLOH3 Hash# 396 – X-RAYTED Cum On (Just) Irene Hash

When: Thursday, May 30 at 6pm Where: 2 James Way, Pismo Beach, California 93449 https://goo.gl/maps/R6aFhznkoFkdXSZx8 Who: Xrayted Butt Pirate and Just Irene Thursday is a hashing day! Get ready to run, walk, crawl, move in any forward direction up hills, through shiggy, parks and parking lots to find whatever it is you’re looking for except…



SLOH3 Hash# 395 – DANGER ZONE: CUM’S ANALLY LUBED TRAIL

When: May 16 – 6pm (approximately) Where: Addie Street Parking Lot, Pismo Beach – https://goo.gl/maps/MMiWkXmtJ7yUBpM67 Who: Cums Sporadically and Just Anal Please Get ready to lube up for this tunnel of a trail, make sure your shaved. Wear your shiggy socks and new shoes as there will be lots of shiggy and some P.O.3 beers…