A drinking group with a running problem


SLO Hash #365 – The Big Chilly Style Hash

Come on down for a night of old school beats and hip hop feats!
Show up to 16th St Park in Grover Beach, 6PM Thurs 3/8.
Bring $5, ID, virgins, backsliders, cash, credit, money order, check or debit on trail, headlamp, virgins, maybe dog friendly, maybe not! I’ll know when I figure out the trail!
On the beat On
Chilly Willy

SLO Hash #364: Running of the SLOH3: Gettin’ Shiggy With It Hash

Hey, you! You with the face! It’s about that time again for another glorious running of the SLOH3! We got a A-A shiggylicious trail for you with a “tough” and “easy” split, 3 beer checks if you take the “easy” route. Chocolate Starfish (that’s me) will be doing a chalk talk right before hares away because some wanker as last trail asked me what “R U” meant. On-fucking-On


Hares: Cums Sporadically and Chocolate Starfish & the Hamburglar Flavored Water

Where: Cuesta Canyon County Park at the end of Loomis in San Luis Obispo

When: Hash Beer @ 6:00 PM
Chalk Talk @ 6:30 PM
Hares Away @ 6:35

What to bring:
Virgins (who drink for free)
cranium lamp
dry bag
$ for bar check
Your hot sister
New Shoes
Low Morals
Bad Judgement
Shiggy Socks
$ for HAB
oh yeah, and VIRGINS!


SLO Hash #363: What the fuck was I thinking Hash

398 Sunrise Terrace, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420
Alright you wankers! pull your panties out your ass cracks and listen up! There will be a trail at this location (the office building to the left) on Thursday night. Show up with these items…. head lights , head protection, brains, wallets, $5 money and maybe a fucking virgin!?
The trail is somewhat dog friendly. If you can lift the bastard over a fence.
Ohhh grave robber, cums with instructions ohhh

SLO Hash #362: Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

Just Dylan’s Virgin Lay with Special Guest Co-Hare: Backsliding Douchebag Loser Baby Dick Legally Retarded….. Cums With Instructions

⭐WHEN: Thursday, January 25th, 2018 @ 6pm

⭐WHERE: “The SLO” Apartments parking lot. Address is 1050 Foothill Blvd, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. There is access to the parking lot from Foothill Blvd or Santa Rosa Street (aka HWY 1). Meet more towards the Foothill side of the lot. Here’s a pin drop you effing half minds….

⭐WHAT: a SHITTY trail from a Harrier who’s never laid trail and a Wanker who hasn’t laid a trail (or gotten laid) in 2 years.

⭐BRING: headlamps, $5 + bail $, snorkels, knee pads, new shoes, backsliders, virgins, technologies, 1st aid kits, skeleton keys, inflatable sex dolls, and tick repellent. ALWAYS bring $ and ID on trail!!

⭐LEAVE: your 4 legged friends (unless they know how to jump fences, or you are strong enough to pick them up and throw them over since dogs always land on their feet). $100 in my GoFundMe account. Skid marks in your tighty whities . And… your dignity… seriously, your dignity has no place here!!! Leave that shit at home!!!


~Just Dylan & Cums With Instructions

SLO Hash #361: She Who Cannot Be Named Hash

Time: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 at 6:00 PM (unless you like beer, beer lovers show up at 5:00) hairs away at 6:15
Location: Go to the very end of Grand Ave. We will be in the Finns parking lot right next to the beach. Beer lovers will be in Finns drinking beer.
This is the analual “She Who Cannot Be Named Hash”. Expect lots of flat beach r*nning.  This trail is perfect for dogs and young children alike (jk – don’t bring your kids). There will also be beers and r*nning and beers and beers and then some shitty beers.
The sortted history of this local hash gose way way back. Details are shrouded in dark roumors and shady hearsay. Due to active gag orders, court documents, judges rulings and ankle jewelry I am not at liberty to release any more details on this particular hash’s history at this time.
In an effort to change this gloomy hash into a fun and exciting event,  we are asking that your r*nning attire be bright and uplifting. There will be alomost no moon that night. So, I will bring safty vests for any virgins and also I will bring extra neon 80’s type glow in the dark garments for those who are not quite looking bright and cheery enought for this festive event.

To Bring List:
Bright clothing
Perky attitude
Hide-a-Key for your car (seriously, find a way to hit trail without your keys in your pocket.)
Head lamp
Gag ball
A healthy disregard for common public decency
Gimp Suit
I wanted to make double sure that there will be pleanty of shitty beer at this event so, can the Biermister please contact me?
I am excited to hare this event and to see all of you Thursday night. I will be the Boy George looking dude.
Praise go to G!
-Sprinkle Princess

SLO Hash #360: WEDNESDAY xxxMas Hash!

Come on out WEDNESDAY 12/13/17 for the last Hash of the year!

Be sure to dress in your xxx-Mas best!
There will be a Shiggy Sock White Elephant exchange at the On-After, be sure to bring a pair of wrapped new socks to participate.
There will also be Erections for Hash Mismanagement, be sure to submit your name or volunteer someone else for a position! Online survey to be sent out on 12/14 with announcements at the first Hash of 2018.
Show up at Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach on the back patio at 6PM WEDNESDAY 12/13/17!
Bring $5, ID, lube, virgins, socks, & headlamp!
On reindeer on!
Chilly Willy

SLO Hash #359: Wee Bit Nipply Hash

Wee Bit Nipply Hash!
Pack your coonskin cap, rifle and willy warmer, and join us for an escapade through an arctic paradise. How could this end? Possibly in a polar bear swim or sacrificial burning. Amateur explorers are encouraged to attend but risk getting mauled by a polar bear or plummeted by snowballs. It should also be noted that navigational skills of expedition leaders may be lacking.
Sled dogs and reindeer welcome.
Meet at 18:00 on 11/30/17 at Fin’s parking lot
Bring $5, ID, whistle, headlamp, fur coat, ice pick and Gorilla mask.
On On,
Just Ellen & Asspionage

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SLO Hash #357: Fresh Whore Hash

Attention all you old, tired, worn out, dirty whores: This is the Fresh Whore Hash!  Grab your yet-to-be-defiled virgins and youngsters.  If you can’t find any, maybe we’ll run into some along the way.  Maybe at an elementary school…. a park… a bus stop…  because the best thing about twenty eight year olds is there’re twenty of them.


Bring headlamps, shiggy socks, $5, balloon animals, puppies, and candy.

See you in SLO at the Graduate at 6pm 11/16/17  with supplies.


Eat Fresssshhh and Randy Whorehol.




Wankers and Wankettes,

Colonel Sanders is prepared to take you through a whirlwind hash to the bottom depths of his “notorious” bucket. Who’s in?!?! Let’s get greasy!!
When: Thursday, November 2nd @ 6pm

Where: Rancho Grand Park in Arroyo Grande

Hares: Finger Lickn Good and DJ Glitter Piss

Details: Turkey-Eagle split, furry friendly (humans or pets), virgins encouraged

Don’t forget to bring: ID, cash, headlamps (it’s gonna be DARK), dental dams, shiggy socks, paper towels, floss, virgins, extra VIRGINS and tuna. No lube required.

We do chiggen right,

Finger Lickn Good & DJGP

SLO Hash #355: Blood Hash

Ladies and gentlemen, Bastards and tramps, Bloodsuckers and mother lovers, Road trash and vamps, To the virgins and the nymphs, To all the harrietts, wankers and backsliders seeking graves,
Welcome to the SLO Hash House Harriers.

Its been a long summer so I’m glad to see you made the cut… until now.
Cum join us if you dare.  Wear your scariest and/or fleshiest for this ghoulish run.

Shiggy socks, headlamp, 5 bux, your wits,  and whistle are needed.  Dogs, snakes, and bats welcome.
The terror and torture starts at: Price historical park in Pismo Beach.
Meet up at 6pm.   10/19/17
We are your hosts Just Phil and Just Monica,
Masters of Ceremony
Gods of the race,
Welcome to the meanest, sexiest, hardest, Hash in the world.