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SLOH3 Hash# 374 – The Anal-ish not so virgin Eewhore Hash

You better be ready for a beachin’ good time. Eewhore and Just Analiese are blazing a trail through some dangerous streets. Bring your flashlights, wits, and whistles. Dropped Pin
near 400-498 Bettiga Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449

https://goo.gl/maps/Q4JZ5QP2bPu

Shenanigans should start around 6pm

 

SLOH3 Hash# 373- The X-Rayted Robber Hash

All you galley wenches and wankers bring your arses to the #373 hash Thursday, June 28th 6pm.
$5 Cash, ID, virgins, non virgins,  eye patches and peg legs. Dogs, strollers and wheel chairs welcome.
Meeting up behind Bill’s at Kiwanis Park in the Village @ 6PM

SLOH3 Hash #372, Fore!

Where:Bayshore Bluffs Park
https://goo.gl/maps/MD41R2mTK6H2

When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Randy Whorehol and Just Patrick’s laying virgins, or is that suppose to be virgin laying? Eh, details…

What to bring:Backsliders, Hash cash, that stuff, lights, virgins, ID, things, chalk, whistles and shiggy socks (mostly for warmth).

Cum one, cum all, enjoy the Morro Bay early summer where you will likely get the beautiful sights of the fog and …well …even more fog! Not stroller friendly (particularly for the area’s near the beer checks) All you pussies, backsliders, virgins, and dicks might want an extra layer with you just in case, its been chilly some nights. So cum and run after your hares and clean us out of clothing (oh hell no, it gets cold, please dont’!)

SLOH3 Hash #371

yeah…yeah….hash, whatevs….
meet us at the backdoor parking lot by cocks plus world market/your mom’s bed bath & beyond/embASSy suites off madonna road at 6pm tomorrow.
bring headlamps, blood of 3 virgins (or 3 virgins, we’ll bleed them later), shiggy socks, dogs, bitches, and whistle etc.
not really stroller friendly- unless you want to spill your beer on the baby. and no turdey/eagle split.
get ready for debauchery and much rejoicing.
on-on.

Brought to you by Randy Whor-hol and Eat Fresh

SLO Hash #370 – The Short and Sweet Hash

Its the 370th Running of the SLOH3
Where:Behind Carls Jr,
Old Kmart parking lot, AG
When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Pinky Ring & Rosie
What to bring: $5 Hash cash, Hot strippers, skull lamps, virgins, backsliders, people who will moon, flash, and drop balls.
Cum run our Short & Sweet. Promise lots of concrete and crack. Loose the inhibitions & complete the run.  Bring your flip flops, sunscreen, & beach towels because this is going to be a walk on the beach

SLO Hash #369 (cause three sixty-nines are better than one)

It’s the 369th Running of the San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers.

Where: Islay Park, corner of Orcutt and Tank Farm, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 United States, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe

Come to my shitty trail…that is all.

When: meet at 6 PM, hares away by 6:30 PM

Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water

What: my shitty trail

What to bring:
Hash Cash ($5)
Virgins
Looob
your hot sister/mom/cousin/friend
vessel
cranium lamp

On-On

SLOH3 – Hash# 368 – The Drunken Truffle Shuffle

HASH 368 April 19 @ 6pm

Drunken Truffle Shuffle
Brought to you by Cums Sporadically and Chilly Willy
Meet at the parking lot on Shell Beach Rd and Beachcomber Dr in Shell Beach.
Wear your tutu and new shoes!
Bring $$, ID, wild virgins, headlamps, (who said head) whistles, low morals , backsliders and a new hash song.

Stroller, dog and Goonies friendly

ON ON

Cums Sporadically

Join the Facebook Group

Take a minute and join the SLOH3 Facebook Group.  It’s a closed group, so what is posted won’t show up in your Facebook feed.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/748822368637983/

I’m looking into another group a different group chat site as well.  More on that once it is up and running.

On, On,

Flogging Wood

SLO Hash# 367 The Randy Fresh Hash

Oooooohhhkay. 6pm behind Old Navy, next to the dumpsters, where you belong, we’re meeting for tomorrow’s hash. Bring the usual: virgins, dirty whores, IDs, cash, dogs, whistles, candy, and your sparkling personalities.
On-it like a hobo on a ham sandwich-On.

https://goo.gl/maps/Jr5gyFB7z5D2

SLO Hash# 366 Chocolate Starfish and Flogging Wood’s Wet and Wild Hash

So, perhaps you thought a little rain would deny you of a Hash Trail.  Well, you thought wrong Wanker!  Drop your cocks (or other genitalia) and grab your shiggy socks.  It’s about to get weird.

What you should bring to this Hash:

Cash and ID (so you can be identified later)

Lube, Virgins and your best Vajazzle

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/Re5waeCiC142

When: 6pm  (the same time we usually start this debacle)

See you tomorrow