Previous Hashes

SLO Hash #340: The First Don’t be Afraid of a Little Rain Hash

SLO Hash #340: The First Don’t be Afraid of a Little Rain Hash I’m sure you can hardly wait to get out and have a little bit of a run in this fine rainy weather.  Well, Grave Robber and I have a nice little trail that you’ll be sure to enjoy.  It’s got something for…



SLO Hash #337: Last 2016 Hash Bash & XXX-Mas Shiggy Sock XXX-change

SLO Hash #337: Last 2016 Hash Bash & XXX-Mas Shiggy Sock XXX-change Cum out for the last hash of 2016! Thursday December 8th, at 6:30PM Kiwanis Park in Arroyo Grande behind Olohan Alley   This trail has everything you’ve ever wanted on a Hash trail and more! Bring $5, virgins, backsliders, ID, cash, flashlight, lube,…



SLO Hash #336B: The Gayest Hash Evar! TAKE 2

Cum here, cum there, cum rain, cum shine to the Gayest Hash Ever! In order of gay pride month show your gay loving spirit with all your rainbow clothes.Meet at the 6:30pm at Santa Rosa Park in SLO Thursday 11/10/16 Dog and virgin friendly. Don’t forget your headlamp, raincoat, and anal lube! On-DP-On! Deep CaCa…



SLO Hash #336: The Gayest Hash Evar!

Cum here, cum there, cum rain, cum shine to the Gayest Hash Ever! In order of gay pride month show your gay loving spirit with all your rainbow clothes.Meet at the 6:30pm at Santa Rosa Park in SLO Thursday 10/27/16 Dog and virgin friendly. Don’t forget your headlamp, raincoat, and anal lube! On-DP-On! Deep CaCa…



SLO Hash #335: Hello, Heartbreaking Goodbye Hash

Cum out and say hello and goodbye to Uber Hasher Just Crystal as she lays her first and last trail at SLOH3 before escaping to Seattle!   Trail is dog friendly but will need a leash for some areas.    Hares: Chilly Willy & Just Crystal   When: October 13th, 2016 @ 6:30PM   Where:…



Unholy Hashermoany Hash!

Unholy Hashermoany Hash! Wankers! Halfminds! Cum out this Saturday 10/8/16 to Cuesta Park to join us in Unholy Hashermoany! Blue Twat and Chilly Willy got hitched but that doesn’t mean shit until its ‘Hash’ official! We will be hareing an extra special trail followed by circle with a super top secret guest Mattress of Ceremony…



SLO Hash #334: Mandatory Comeback Hash

Backsliders, I write to you on this sweltering Wednesday afternoon with an overwhelming sense of disappointment. We have failed ourselves, we have failed each other and most importantly, we have failed our livers. I call to Father G and ask his forgiveness as we ALL have sinned. It has been FORTY-TWO DAYS since our last…



SLO Hash #333: Robber of the Wood Hash

Robber of the Wood Hash   Alright you wankers, Get those panties out of your asses and off your heads. Be prepared to run up soft hills, slippery mounds and hard wood! Here are the deets for this trail.   Date/Time: 8/18/2016 (August 18th, 2016) at 6:30 pm Hares: GraveRobber & Floggin Wood   Items…



SLO Hash #332: Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash

Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash Hashers and Hashettes, Are you ready to celebrate the nuptials of Chilly Willy and Blue Twat?? Can I get a “Fuck yeah!”?? We’ve decided to send them off to wedding bliss with a Bachelor / Bachelorette hash you won’t wanna miss!!! And boy, do we have a balls-to-the-wall,…



SLO Hash #331: 625,978^3

SLO Hash #331: 625,978^3 Hey Wankers,Who: You, and virgins!What: HASH time, bitches.When: 6:30pm Thursday, July 21st.Where: Throop Park 525 Cerro Romauldo Ave. SLO How: Booze.Why: Because you love it. And, we love you.<3;D;D