Previous Hashes

SLO Hash #335: Hello, Heartbreaking Goodbye Hash

Cum out and say hello and goodbye to Uber Hasher Just Crystal as she lays her first and last trail at SLOH3 before escaping to Seattle!   Trail is dog friendly but will need a leash for some areas.    Hares: Chilly Willy & Just Crystal   When: October 13th, 2016 @ 6:30PM   Where:…



Unholy Hashermoany Hash!

Unholy Hashermoany Hash! Wankers! Halfminds! Cum out this Saturday 10/8/16 to Cuesta Park to join us in Unholy Hashermoany! Blue Twat and Chilly Willy got hitched but that doesn’t mean shit until its ‘Hash’ official! We will be hareing an extra special trail followed by circle with a super top secret guest Mattress of Ceremony…



SLO Hash #334: Mandatory Comeback Hash

Backsliders, I write to you on this sweltering Wednesday afternoon with an overwhelming sense of disappointment. We have failed ourselves, we have failed each other and most importantly, we have failed our livers. I call to Father G and ask his forgiveness as we ALL have sinned. It has been FORTY-TWO DAYS since our last…



SLO Hash #333: Robber of the Wood Hash

Robber of the Wood Hash   Alright you wankers, Get those panties out of your asses and off your heads. Be prepared to run up soft hills, slippery mounds and hard wood! Here are the deets for this trail.   Date/Time: 8/18/2016 (August 18th, 2016) at 6:30 pm Hares: GraveRobber & Floggin Wood   Items…



SLO Hash #332: Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash

Chilly Willy & Blue Twat’s Prenup Hash Hashers and Hashettes, Are you ready to celebrate the nuptials of Chilly Willy and Blue Twat?? Can I get a “Fuck yeah!”?? We’ve decided to send them off to wedding bliss with a Bachelor / Bachelorette hash you won’t wanna miss!!! And boy, do we have a balls-to-the-wall,…



SLO Hash #331: 625,978^3

SLO Hash #331: 625,978^3 Hey Wankers,Who: You, and virgins!What: HASH time, bitches.When: 6:30pm Thursday, July 21st.Where: Throop Park 525 Cerro Romauldo Ave. SLO How: Booze.Why: Because you love it. And, we love you.<3;D;D



SLO Hash #330: Hash ‘Morro…

Hash ‘Morro… Hey, ya wankers, I’m tired, so let’s just have a mello Morro hash, shall we? MEET at the south Morro Bay Marina, across from the campsites at the state park. 6:30pm.  https://goo.gl/maps/dBAgrV4DbsR2 BRING yo $5, ID, extra monies, virgins! whistles, lowered self esteem, puppies, pussies, marshmallows, melons, mermaids and virgins! SEA ya there, hehehehehe…. <3…



SLO Hash #392: White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles

White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles Ya’ll best pull out yer finest beer koozies and join us this Saturday, July 2nd, at NOON for the White Trash Rodeo Hash in El Paso De Robles. We’ll be corralled around a big ol’ oak tree on Gregory Avenue, between the fair grounds and the…



SLO Hash #328: Hip-to-Tit Hash

Greetings Wankers, Wankees and the rest of you no-wank-gettin’-biyotches! Do you want to play a game?  Mmmmmm… we likes games… Blue Twat and Eewhore are proud to present the Hip-to-Tit hash.  We promises a short, flat, clean trail with lots of hand holding and kumbaya.  HAH! It’s dog friendly if you don’t mind dirt, mud, bodily fluids…



SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza!

SLO Hash #327: The 6/9 Hashapalooza! What: The sweetest, tastiest, though slightly salty and vaguely clammy hash trail of the year! When: Thursday 6/9 @ 6:30PM Where: French Park, San Luis Obispo Who: Runners, virgins, veterans, dogs (with leashes!), turkeys, virgins, walkers, joggers, eagles, crawlers, and virgins! Bring?: Lotion, $5, ID, flavored lube, cash/card, and VIRGINS!…