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SLO Hash #383 – Post-Cocktober HASH

Attention wankers and pisspots! (That’s you btw). Hash will start at charter in SLO so bring your virgins, dogs, costumes and an appetite for beer and blood cause it’s gonna be spooky! So cum if you are able, if not someone can help I’m sure.

Where:  Bridge St, SLO  Near Spectrum in SLO  (Click on the link, Wanker!)

When:    Thursday, November 1, 6pm

 

SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice

SLO Hash #381: Drinking Practice

In lieu of running trail a few days before the SLOshball weekend, cum on down to Manrock Brewing in Grover Beach for pizza and pint night.
Show up around 6pm and stay till they kick you out!

And remember, even if you can’t make it the whole Sloshball weekend, you can come out still and play and/or run the trail!

SLOH3 Hash #380 – the Mother Trucker Hash 10-4!

Breaker Breaker 1-9!  Got your ears on?  It’s time to stock up on your go-go juice, motion lotion and hammer down on the next great adventure of SLOH3!  We will pay homage to the original Hashers!  Yes, yes, I know we lick-balls to that wanker, G. at every hash… but he’s a wanna-B!  GASP!  SACRILEGE!  Yah yah, clutch your pearl necklaces (ewwww – just wipe it off – jeeeeeeeez!)  It’s true, you frackin’ lightweights!  Truckers have been doing it longer, harder and were the original debaucherous bass-turds.  They had handles before anyone ever cummed up with the idea of Hash Names!!!  Join Eewhore (and Grave Robber if she has trouble exxxcaping the smokeys and can’t get there in time to properly send you off…) for an interstate convoy for the ages…
 
Sport your best mustache as a nod to our Dearly Departed Bandit to get proper respect at the beer checks. You KNOW that fu@&er was a hasher!!!  Dipped his wick in every wet spot from here to the Mississippi line!!!
 
What’s your 20?  Convoy gathers at the end of Fiero Lane in SLO off Broad – dirt parking lot across from SunRun: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.2441293,-120.6430792,20z?hl=en
 
Thursday, 10-4 (Good Buddy!  durrr, durrr, durrrrrr…), 6PM
 
Bring your headlamps, high beams, virgins, whistles, chalk, lead foots, ID’s, coldHARDcash, filthy minds, round asses, active tongues and loose morals!  Leave anything at home that slows you down – including inhibitions and pretenses of having real lives!!!!  Pooch friendly with leashes. 
 
Dry humps and sloppy kisses,
 
Eeeeeeewhore!!!! On-On!

SLO Hash# 379 – The Shit Show

Brought to you by Pinky Ring and Ring in my Rosie…
Cum on down to Grover Beach and live out your libations while getting schooled by the hash hares. Bring your dirty inhabitions because there will be a chance to let them fly and upgrade clothing. Bring $5, ID, virgins, whistles, backsliders, pooches are welcome.

Fin’s Restaurant

SLOH3 Event: 2nd Anal-ish Central Coast SLOshball Game!

Cum one, cum all for the 2nd Anal-ish Central Coast SLOshball Game!

El Chorro Regional Park

Friday, October 19th there will be a Full Moon-ish Tent Pub Crawl at the campground.

Saturday, October 20 there will be a Hash trail followed by circle and a yummy lunch we will provide. Then an epic Sloshball game with prizes and award ceremony.

The debauchery will continue into the night at the campground while we finish off the beer and each other.

Sunday, October 21 we will have a Hangover Hangout at one of our local beaches.

Cost is $39 per person up to October 19th.
Day of registration will be $50.

We have some campsites reserved message for more details.

Register for the event here:
http://sloh3.com/events/2nd-anal-ish-central-coast-sloshball-game/

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

Fire up your sex drive for a twisted adventure through AG’s countryside. Dead ends aplenty with anal pleasure at every turnabout.

Rivers and forests to be pillaged so bring plenty of protection… Shiggy, whistles, chalk, headlamps.

Meet at–Ralph & Duane’s
108 W Branch St, Arroyo Grande
https://goo.gl/maps/ih1bLNYjSeo

Thursday, September 6th @6pm

Bring $5, ID, virgins and backsliders

Bar and trail encourage doggy style so bring your four legged friends though the eagle split of the T/E is for 3 or fewer legs.

On On,

Just Anal Please

SLO Hash #377

Cum one, cum all! Wankers, whores and virgins welcome.

Be at the corner of Victoria and Caudill next to Slo Natural Food Co-op for fun and debotchury.

When?  Thursday 8/23 at 6 PM.

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/ZmSKTUjowrN2

There will be a turkey eagle split. Turkey trail is 100% stroller, dog, virgin and pregnant people friendly. Eagle trail is 99% of that.

Bring $5, head lamp, cash, and ID for there will be drinking!

SLO Hash #376: The Chilliest Willy Hash

Cum once, cum twice,
I guarantee you’ll feel nice,
Chilly Shots there will be,
down your throat,
you’ll see…

Meet up at 6PM, 8/9/18 at https://goo.gl/maps/hNnR1Lr9Vvp
Bring lube, $5, backsliders, virgins, nair, ID & cash on trail.



Trail is leash friendly for four and two legged friends alike.

A Turkey/Eagle split I may make,
to give your sorry legs a break…

On my made up trail On,

Chilly Willy

SLOH3 Hash# 375 – Butt Wait, There’s More Hash

It’s that time again Wankers! Come on down! Let’s wander around and see if we can even find a trail. You never know around here. Could be flat, could be hilly. Will there be shiggy? Probably. Poison Oak? Definitely. Shenanigans? Absolutely!!

The Location is Next to the Old Kmart, Passed the Goodwill Trailers in Arroyo Grande. (I will fix the link)

https://goo.gl/maps/4QChsQMD7no

So, don’t be shy. Bring Virgins, Back Sliders, Whistles, Maybe Headlamps, definitely lube and spare virgins.

See you on the Trail, Flogging Wood, Man in Tights

SLOH3 Hash# 374 – The Anal-ish not so virgin Eewhore Hash

You better be ready for a beachin’ good time. Eewhore and Just Analiese are blazing a trail through some dangerous streets. Bring your flashlights, wits, and whistles. Dropped Pin
near 400-498 Bettiga Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449

https://goo.gl/maps/Q4JZ5QP2bPu

Shenanigans should start around 6pm