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SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

SLO Hash #378: Nationally Renowned Gang Bang with an Anal Ring to It

Fire up your sex drive for a twisted adventure through AG’s countryside. Dead ends aplenty with anal pleasure at every turnabout.

Rivers and forests to be pillaged so bring plenty of protection… Shiggy, whistles, chalk, headlamps.

Meet at–Ralph & Duane’s
108 W Branch St, Arroyo Grande
https://goo.gl/maps/ih1bLNYjSeo

Thursday, September 6th @6pm

Bring $5, ID, virgins and backsliders

Bar and trail encourage doggy style so bring your four legged friends though the eagle split of the T/E is for 3 or fewer legs.

On On,

Just Anal Please

SLO Hash #377

Cum one, cum all! Wankers, whores and virgins welcome.

Be at the corner of Victoria and Caudill next to Slo Natural Food Co-op for fun and debotchury.

When?  Thursday 8/23 at 6 PM.

Where:  https://goo.gl/maps/ZmSKTUjowrN2

There will be a turkey eagle split. Turkey trail is 100% stroller, dog, virgin and pregnant people friendly. Eagle trail is 99% of that.

Bring $5, head lamp, cash, and ID for there will be drinking!

SLO Hash #376: The Chilliest Willy Hash

Cum once, cum twice,
I guarantee you’ll feel nice,
Chilly Shots there will be,
down your throat,
you’ll see…

Meet up at 6PM, 8/9/18 at https://goo.gl/maps/hNnR1Lr9Vvp
Bring lube, $5, backsliders, virgins, nair, ID & cash on trail.



Trail is leash friendly for four and two legged friends alike.

A Turkey/Eagle split I may make,
to give your sorry legs a break…

On my made up trail On,

Chilly Willy

SLOH3 Hash# 375 – Butt Wait, There’s More Hash

It’s that time again Wankers! Come on down! Let’s wander around and see if we can even find a trail. You never know around here. Could be flat, could be hilly. Will there be shiggy? Probably. Poison Oak? Definitely. Shenanigans? Absolutely!!

The Location is Next to the Old Kmart, Passed the Goodwill Trailers in Arroyo Grande. (I will fix the link)

https://goo.gl/maps/4QChsQMD7no

So, don’t be shy. Bring Virgins, Back Sliders, Whistles, Maybe Headlamps, definitely lube and spare virgins.

See you on the Trail, Flogging Wood, Man in Tights

SLOH3 Hash# 374 – The Anal-ish not so virgin Eewhore Hash

You better be ready for a beachin’ good time. Eewhore and Just Analiese are blazing a trail through some dangerous streets. Bring your flashlights, wits, and whistles. Dropped Pin
near 400-498 Bettiga Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449

https://goo.gl/maps/Q4JZ5QP2bPu

Shenanigans should start around 6pm

 

SLOH3 Hash# 373- The X-Rayted Robber Hash

All you galley wenches and wankers bring your arses to the #373 hash Thursday, June 28th 6pm.
$5 Cash, ID, virgins, non virgins,  eye patches and peg legs. Dogs, strollers and wheel chairs welcome.
Meeting up behind Bill’s at Kiwanis Park in the Village @ 6PM

SLOH3 Hash #372, Fore!

Where:Bayshore Bluffs Park
https://goo.gl/maps/MD41R2mTK6H2

When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Randy Whorehol and Just Patrick’s laying virgins, or is that suppose to be virgin laying? Eh, details…

What to bring:Backsliders, Hash cash, that stuff, lights, virgins, ID, things, chalk, whistles and shiggy socks (mostly for warmth).

Cum one, cum all, enjoy the Morro Bay early summer where you will likely get the beautiful sights of the fog and …well …even more fog! Not stroller friendly (particularly for the area’s near the beer checks) All you pussies, backsliders, virgins, and dicks might want an extra layer with you just in case, its been chilly some nights. So cum and run after your hares and clean us out of clothing (oh hell no, it gets cold, please dont’!)

SLOH3 Hash #371

yeah…yeah….hash, whatevs….
meet us at the backdoor parking lot by cocks plus world market/your mom’s bed bath & beyond/embASSy suites off madonna road at 6pm tomorrow.
bring headlamps, blood of 3 virgins (or 3 virgins, we’ll bleed them later), shiggy socks, dogs, bitches, and whistle etc.
not really stroller friendly- unless you want to spill your beer on the baby. and no turdey/eagle split.
get ready for debauchery and much rejoicing.
on-on.

Brought to you by Randy Whor-hol and Eat Fresh

SLO Hash #370 – The Short and Sweet Hash

Its the 370th Running of the SLOH3
Where:Behind Carls Jr,
Old Kmart parking lot, AG
When:Meet @ 6pm, Hares away by 6:20
Who:Pinky Ring & Rosie
What to bring: $5 Hash cash, Hot strippers, skull lamps, virgins, backsliders, people who will moon, flash, and drop balls.
Cum run our Short & Sweet. Promise lots of concrete and crack. Loose the inhibitions & complete the run.  Bring your flip flops, sunscreen, & beach towels because this is going to be a walk on the beach

SLO Hash #369 (cause three sixty-nines are better than one)

It’s the 369th Running of the San Luis Obispo Hash House Harriers.

Where: Islay Park, corner of Orcutt and Tank Farm, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 United States, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe

Come to my shitty trail…that is all.

When: meet at 6 PM, hares away by 6:30 PM

Who: Chocolate Starfish and the Hamburglar Flavored Water

What: my shitty trail

What to bring:
Hash Cash ($5)
Virgins
Looob
your hot sister/mom/cousin/friend
vessel
cranium lamp

On-On